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post #31 of 45 (permalink) Old 04-23-2008, 04:01 PM
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He didn't at all prepare to take the punch.
If you are a guy and you kiss another random guy on the lips without his consent you should probably expect a punch coming your way right quick.
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post #32 of 45 (permalink) Old 04-23-2008, 04:05 PM
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which reminds me, john goulet vs. josh koscheck
yea, i know he got caught.
More like bang Ludwig vs Goulet, which still cracks me up.

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post #33 of 45 (permalink) Old 04-23-2008, 04:11 PM
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If you are a guy and you kiss another random guy on the lips without his consent you should probably expect a punch coming your way right quick.
If you're lucky you get punched!!!

The worst choice is the guy stalks you and keeps calling at 3:00 in the morning crying on the phone about how he can't stop thinking about you, how he left his wife and told his kids that they're going to have two dads, shows up at your work and brings flowers, looks up your mother and calls her to see how you're doing, sends you Emails with photoshopped pictures where his wife's head has been replaced with yours, shows up on Sunday mornings with rented movies and "just wants to spend the day with you", calls you all kinds of names when you get mad that the neighbors might have seen him, and makes a HUGE SCENE RIGHT IN YOUR FRONT YARD WHILE EVERYONE IN ON THE BLOCK IS GETTING THEIR NEWSPAPER!!!

GOD IT WAS JUST A KISS!!!!!

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If you're lucky you get punched!!!

The worst choice is the guy stalks you and keeps calling at 3:00 in the morning crying on the phone about how he can't stop thinking about you, how he left his wife and told his kids that they're going to have two dads, shows up at your work and brings flowers, looks up your mother and calls her to see how you're doing, sends you Emails with photoshopped pictures where his wife's head has been replaced with yours, shows up on Sunday mornings with rented movies and "just wants to spend the day with you", calls you all kinds of names when you get mad that the neighbors might have seen him, and makes a HUGE SCENE RIGHT IN YOUR FRONT YARD WHILE EVERYONE IN ON THE BLOCK IS GETTING THEIR NEWSPAPER!!!

GOD IT WAS JUST A KISS!!!!!
You're srsly gonna break up with Plazzman over a FORUM?! You could at least do this over myspace or something...

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You're srsly gonna break up with Plazzman over a FORUM?! You could at least do this over myspace or something...

LOL!!!

I almost used his name in here and I thought it would be too much!!!

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You're srsly gonna break up with Plazzman over a FORUM?! You could at least do this over myspace or something...

Yeah Chris, come on you heartless SOB! Did you have to put it out there for all of us! I mean, isn't Plazz hurting enough already with out you humiliating him in front of all his friends.

P.S. Plazz, I'm here for you sweety! haha
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post #37 of 45 (permalink) Old 04-23-2008, 04:35 PM
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I leave for 5 minutes and when I come back my heart is lying on the floor in peices.....
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I leave for 5 minutes and when I come back my heart is lying on the floor in peices.....
I tried to keep this from you! You know I never wanted to hurt you. I, just, Ah hell. It's me, not you. You gave everything and I took and took. You deserve better and I'm just helping you to find it.

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I tried to keep this from you! You know I never wanted to hurt you. I, just, Ah hell. It's me, not you. You gave everything and I took and took. You deserve better and I'm just helping you to find it.
But, but, I, ugh....I just, I just don't know what happened Chris. I thought we were happy, I thought there would be nothing in this world to break us apart. But now, I come here, and see this?

I need to sit down, I'm getting light headed...
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Yeah well, Good luck with that!

I gotta run.

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