-Whenever they ask me "what's so great about that Shogun guy" and I have to teach them a damn lesson about the man
-When I asked my friend about MMA and he said "uhhh yeah I like Chuck" and I said "he's fighting Wanderlei from Pride in a little while." He gave me a confused look and said "who from where?!"
-About the Tapout ordeal I saw a guy in a train station wearing a Tapout shirt....and he was fat. Nuff' said.
-Whenever I ask my friends to face me in a submission wrestling match and all they damn do is a headlock
-Not really about being a casual fan, but I was gonna get into a fight with a black kid and I hit him with a Muay Thai roundhouse kick and he said the following lines "kicking...that's so white" and "there's no kicking in fistfighting!"
Jack Johnson: Boxing's greatest Heavyweight champion.