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Old 08-25-2008, 10:53 PM   #1 (permalink)
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Adult film star Jenna Jameson is going to be a mommy.

"Yes, I can confirm I’m pregnant. It’s still early, so I’m being cautious. I’m resting as much as possible," she tells Usmagazine.com exclusively. "I'm so happy!"
She adds that she and boyfriend of two years, mixed martial arts fighter Tito Ortiz, "are still in a state of shock.
"I'm just saying super healthy," she says. "I’ve moved down to the beach with Tito — I love being by the beach."

http://www.usmagazine.com/news/jenna...he-is-pregnant
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Have fun popping that babies head out
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Old 08-25-2008, 11:00 PM   #2 (permalink)
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Do you really think Jenna is gonna have a problem with it? REALLY? In this regard, they're the perfect couple for each other as far as I'm concerned.
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Old 08-25-2008, 11:02 PM   #3 (permalink)
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Good thing it's Jenna's vagina that head's coming out of, I doubt any other woman could deal with that.

EDIT: Damn, only two posts in and I'm late to the loose vagina and giant head jokes race.
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Old 08-25-2008, 11:03 PM   #4 (permalink)
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Do you really think Jenna is gonna have a problem with it? REALLY? In this regard, they're the perfect couple for each other as far as I'm concerned.
Haha, good point

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Good thing it's Jenna's vagina that head's coming out of, I doubt any other woman could deal with that.

EDIT: Damn, only two posts in and I'm late to the loose vagina and giant head jokes race.
Hey the more the better lol
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Old 08-25-2008, 11:35 PM   #5 (permalink)
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That's exactly what we need, another Tito/Jenna in this world.

I doubt it will be like Tito/Jenna though. I'm positive Jenna will stand up too fast and the baby will fall out, hit its head and come out to be different from the two creatures that made him/her.
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Do you really think Jenna is gonna have a problem with it? REALLY? In this regard, they're the perfect couple for each other as far as I'm concerned.
I don't care how easy it would be, I really hope they are considering a caesarean anyway. No human being should have to start their life being pressed through that tunnel of horrors.
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That's exactly what we need, another Tito/Jenna in this world.

I doubt it will be like Tito/Jenna though. I'm positive Jenna will stand up too fast and the baby will fall out, hit its head and come out to be different from the two creatures that made him/her.
Yeah, that head knock will make it a genius.
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