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General MMA Discussion Discuss King Of The Cage, Ultimate Challenge UK, and HDNet Fights as well as general mixed martial arts discussion.
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12-04-2008, 12:40 PM
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Lindland I think admitted to not showering for a week or 2 before a fight. Putting your hand over your opponents mouth is still used.
Holding the fence on takedowns has definetly become a big thing, ya usually get away with it at least once before points are deducted.
A groin shot is also something ya can get away with once or twice, obviously ya have to make it subtle.
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12-04-2008, 01:12 PM
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Middleweight
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Tre wasn't missing part of his rib cage, he didn't have a right pectorial muscle. Looked weird, but the dude could still club you pretty good with a right hand 
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12-04-2008, 01:13 PM
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Flyweight
Join Date: Aug 2007
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Quote:
Originally Posted by 70seven
As soon as the bell rings, tap out, your opponent will never see it coming.
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LOL the idea is to win, not to lose.  |
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12-04-2008, 01:23 PM
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Middleweight
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Quote:
Originally Posted by evzbc
- not shower. have stanky b.o
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Yeah Lindland does that already. I'd hate to be caught in his triangle, and I'd probably tap right away even if he just got me in the north-south position.
Quote:
- let fingernails grow long (and toe nails...the Dreaded long Big toe nail!)
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Can't do, they check that before every fight.
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12-04-2008, 01:28 PM
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shoving your thumb up some ones butt thats got you pinned is dirty....  |
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12-04-2008, 01:57 PM
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Bantamweight
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Haha, hilarious guys.
What about tickling?
Maybe he has a tight guard and doesn't let up, so a bit of tickling his ribs might make him ease up a bit?
Some goofy faces might do the trick also.
Crossed eyes (or just cross one)?
The Simple Jack impression while fighting?
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12-04-2008, 01:58 PM
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RNC - the fighting mans lullaby
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Quote:
Originally Posted by coldcall420
shoving your thumb up some ones butt thats got you pinned is dirty.... |
Yeah, but my girl loves it!
Love ya darl  |
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12-04-2008, 02:34 PM
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The Truth
Join Date: Aug 2007
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Quote:
Originally Posted by CornbreadBB
Whisper sweet nothings into your opponents ear when you touch gloves.
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Laughed for a good while at this for some reason.
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12-04-2008, 03:13 PM
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Lightweight
Join Date: Mar 2007
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Some of the more basic ones. Any time you are in top guard or mount, breath through your mouthpiece. You'll drool on your opponent, if you can snot a little... so much the better.
Topside north/south position, rest your cup directly on their forehead, let them know your luggage has arrived.
Without grabbing their shorts, adjust their jockstrap. Not much will change a guy's position faster than reaching up the leg of their shorts a bit.
If you can get your armpit directly on their face, win.
A little flatulence never hurts.
Work your opponents ears over to the point they are worried about cauliflower ear.
Don't wash your shorts, or wash them and leave them in the washer for a few days before competition.
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12-04-2008, 03:19 PM
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Super Heavyweight
Join Date: Mar 2007
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Quote:
Originally Posted by MalkyBoy
Before I get flamed I know it was accidental but Randy breaking Gonzaga's nose won him the fight or at least eneded it sooner, so an accidental head butt or two may do wonders.
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Actually if you watch the .gif, I hope someone has it, you will see that it is his own knee that breaks his nose. Coutures head is in Gonzaga's upper chest. |
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Dirty Tricks to Win the Fight
