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post #21 of 47 (permalink) Old 12-04-2008, 04:57 PM
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would they stop the fight if you crap your pants(shorts)
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post #22 of 47 (permalink) Old 12-04-2008, 05:16 PM
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Fart in the mount position.

Raspberries FTW!
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post #23 of 47 (permalink) Old 12-04-2008, 05:20 PM
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Gently nibbling your opponents ear when you have their back.



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post #24 of 47 (permalink) Old 12-04-2008, 05:22 PM
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How about rubbing your cup over the dudes face in NorthSouth?

Or, once again, farting during a triangle?
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post #25 of 47 (permalink) Old 12-04-2008, 05:23 PM
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how about shitting yourself in the middle of a fight?

c'mon Tim...we all know you didn't have a stomach virus
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post #26 of 47 (permalink) Old 12-04-2008, 05:31 PM
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what about pissing yourself in the guard



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post #27 of 47 (permalink) Old 12-04-2008, 05:49 PM
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Whisper sweet nothings into your opponents ear when you touch gloves.
Some of these (especially this one) are making me literally laugh out loud hysterically.

Mainly cause I've had this conversation with my friends, a lot of these same ones have come up, nice to know we aren't the only freaks who think of shit like Cornbread haha.
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post #28 of 47 (permalink) Old 12-04-2008, 06:02 PM
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Is this thread Lindland's 101 to MMA?

Fav. Fighters
Wanderlei "The Axe Murderer" Silva
Antonio Rodrigo "Minotauro" Nogueira
Ken "You got kicked. By a kick." Shamrock

WAR The CroCop!

I could care less = you care

I couldn't care less = you don't care
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post #29 of 47 (permalink) Old 12-04-2008, 06:36 PM
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When you got someone's back just start dry humping them.

When your in someones guards start trying to make out with them.

Or when your in their guard just start makin all sorts of wierd and random noises. Laugh wierd and scream a bunch.

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You might win the fight, but you'd get your ass kicked in the parking lot after.


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