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post #41 of 47 (permalink) Old 12-05-2008, 10:58 AM
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Coat your arms and gloves in chloroform. Whether its the KO or choke youre going for, you cant go wrong with a bit of chloroform
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Can't believe I'm typing this, but about the Kimbo hard on, you guys do know MMA fighters wear cups right?

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There's no way the guy really had a hard on....are you guys kidding me, what about fighting another dude would give a fighter a hard on...?
Plus adrenaline is pretty much a wood chopper.

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Coat your arms and gloves in chloroform. Whether its the KO or choke youre going for, you cant go wrong with a bit of chloroform
Good plan until you have to put your guard up.
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I really doubt he had a hard on. It sorta looked like it when I paused it but most likely his cup was just ajar. Either that or he's got a dick the size of a 14 year old's.
Haha i dunno... you can also see it in round 3. You would think he would fix his cup....

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Can't believe I'm typing this, but about the Kimbo hard on, you guys do know MMA fighters wear cups right?
Yea i do but maybe it moved out the way or something... i dunno i never got a boner wearing a cup. I always did find it strange but i cant explain what else it could have been lol
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I was pleased to see Spike run some old tribute fights to Royce Gracie who, I have to admit was a little ahead of his time. His BJJ was awesome to watch (if you have an appreciation for good BJJ).

Anyway, when he was fighting Kimo, he was pulling on Kimo's hair, keeping him in his guard. Cheap and dirty...but hey, he did what he needed to win the fight.

What would be some either subtle things fighters could do to mess with the other guy?

Here's a couple:
  • have awful breath (coffee and onions?)
  • not shower. have stanky b.o
  • let fingernails grow long (and toe nails...the Dreaded long Big toe nail!)
  • eat chili the night before
  • cut off his breathing

Just trying to have some fun

Any other ideas?
royce also threw a knee to the groin in round one or two of UFC 1.
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Well, if you're tired and getting tooled on the feet, spit your mouthguard out, causing the referee to halt the action. This happened with Varner/Razor Rob. Razor Rob wasn't winning the fight by any means on the feet, but when Varner's mouth-piece got knocked out after a sick punch landed by Rob, Varner appealed to the ref who called a time-out, allowing Varner to recover, subsequently preventing an onslaught from Rob.

Also getting a hard-on would never work because fighters fight with cups, the other guy would never notice. If you really wanted to **** with your opponent, eat a can of beans a few hours before the fight. I've been on the bottom in grappling sessions, and squeezed out some really loud Kraft Dinner farts causing my partner to laugh, breaking their concentration which allowed me to go for the sweep. This might be tough in a UFC setting because of the loud audience, but in smaller shows it could definitely work.

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You could vomit while in guard or bring your opponents picture in the ring then kiss it, sigh and put it in your pants.



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