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post #1 of 47 (permalink) Old 12-04-2008, 12:15 PM Thread Starter
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Dirty Tricks to Win the Fight

I was pleased to see Spike run some old tribute fights to Royce Gracie who, I have to admit was a little ahead of his time. His BJJ was awesome to watch (if you have an appreciation for good BJJ).

Anyway, when he was fighting Kimo, he was pulling on Kimo's hair, keeping him in his guard. Cheap and dirty...but hey, he did what he needed to win the fight.

What would be some either subtle things fighters could do to mess with the other guy?

Here's a couple:
  • have awful breath (coffee and onions?)
  • not shower. have stanky b.o
  • let fingernails grow long (and toe nails...the Dreaded long Big toe nail!)
  • eat chili the night before
  • cut off his breathing

Just trying to have some fun

Any other ideas?
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Before I get flamed I know it was accidental but Randy breaking Gonzaga's nose won him the fight or at least eneded it sooner, so an accidental head butt or two may do wonders.

Or pay the ref to poke your opponent in the eye a'la Heath Herring vs Brock Lesnar.

Edit forgot about- repeatedly poke your opponents eyes until you score a TKO victory.



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Getting an erection while fighting someone will really throw off your opponent.



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I'm pretty sure fighters actually have to have short finger/toe nails.

One thats guaranteed to screw with your opponent is to get a boner


EDIT: dammit, you beat me to it

Also, wear nothing but some tighty-whiteys, and a dickie-bow

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Did you guys ever see the K-1 fight where the guy kissed heath herring at the intros?

Another dirty trick is to rub hot peppers all over your gloves before you walk out of the dressing room.
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Did you guys ever see the K-1 fight where the guy kissed heath herring at the intros?

Another dirty trick is to rub hot peppers all over your gloves before you walk out of the dressing room.
yeah, and Herring KO'd him with a weak ass punch!

Also, if you want to put your opponent off, get a boob job.

Anyone remember that dude who had part of his rib cage missing? I thought that must be kinda off putting cos you wouldnt want to hit a guy there, you'd just feel like a proper bastard for doing that!
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Lindland I think admitted to not showering for a week or 2 before a fight. Putting your hand over your opponents mouth is still used.

Holding the fence on takedowns has definetly become a big thing, ya usually get away with it at least once before points are deducted.

A groin shot is also something ya can get away with once or twice, obviously ya have to make it subtle.
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As soon as the bell rings, tap out, your opponent will never see it coming.

Right kick, Hospital.
Left kick, Cemetery.
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Anyone remember that dude who had part of his rib cage missing? I thought that must be kinda off putting cos you wouldnt want to hit a guy there, you'd just feel like a proper bastard for doing that!
Tra Telligman, who has now faded into obscurity as part of tim sylvias highlight reel.
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Whisper sweet nothings into your opponents ear when you touch gloves.



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