I fight pro, but I only do 2 vs 1 matches, it's unfair to my opponents otherwise. My last fight was against Anderson Silva and GSP, it wasn't televised since the Athletic commission doesn't sanction 2 vs 1 mma. So I armbarred GSP in the first 3 seconds, then ripped his arm off to beat Anderson into a coma with it... bitches gave me a DQ since it was illegal to use weapons. Incidentally, that's why my record is 0-300 .. all 300 DQ losses for using registered weapons in the cage, ma guns lefty and righty.
Back to my latest fight though, this is why GSP is so slippery nowadays, his arm is smooth plastic after the one I ripped off. If it wasn't for Rob Emerson coming to the rescue with a steel chair, things could've gotten real ugly.
Last edited by Liddellianenko; 03-30-2009 at 08:11 PM.