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post #91 of 109 (permalink) Old 06-22-2009, 04:39 PM
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LOL all my clothes that I take class/spar in are April fresh. It's the smell of IN YA FACE! Also, when those guys get sweating in there, if I have to put my shirt collar up over my nose, it just looks like I'm letting some air down my shirt instead of getting sick from the sweaty dude smell.
Oh come on... sweaty guy smell is supposed to turn you girls on!


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are you saying you dont like his standup? I thought you were cool D.P
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Oh come on... sweaty guy smell is supposed to turn you girls on!
Survey says that our nose says "ew", but our reproductive engine says "aaaaawwwwwwyyyyyyeeeaaaaahhh" and plays "Pony" by Ginuwine.


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when your closet looks like a mma clothing store

when you tell all of your friends that you can win any fight as long as you take it to the ground

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Survey says that our nose says "ew", but our reproductive engine says "aaaaawwwwwwyyyyyyeeeaaaaahhh" and plays "Pony" by Ginuwine.
I KNEW IT! Girls should be all over me then since it is hot as **** around here lately...So should I stop off at the bar after cutting some trees up tomorrow? Without Showering?


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My 10th-grade biology teacher told us that if we had a "hot date" we should run around the block first, to sweat a little and get those pheromones pumping.

CLEAN guy sweat, like if you showered that morning and sweated that day, isn't bad. It damnsure exudes pheromone.


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My 10th-grade biology teacher told us that if we had a "hot date" we should run around the block first, to sweat a little and get those pheromones pumping.

CLEAN guy sweat, like if you showered that morning and sweated that day, isn't bad. It damnsure exudes pheromone.
I had a GF who thought that I was sexiest after sparring. She liked to watch the sparring though. Kinda weird. Like her version of porn.

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I love watching 30-40ish dudes spar. (my age group.) Then it's funny b/c they're all "ow my back" and taking off various braces afterward.


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I love watching 30-40ish dudes spar. (my age group.) Then it's funny b/c they're all "ow my back" and taking off various braces afterward.
Haha, I like sparring with 30-40ish guys, because after I tap them twice they're tired. Then I can start to work the gogoplata from the mount.



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Haha, I like sparring with 30-40ish guys, because after I tap them twice they're tired. Then I can start to work the gogoplata from the mount.
You are not nice to us old guys...


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