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You know you're too into MMA when:

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#1 ·
- You cant resist locking up the head and arm triangle chock when you're cuddling in bed with your girl

- You've believed in aliens ever since you watched fedor fight

- You think miguel torres' mullet looks awesome

- You play around and wrestle your 10 year old nephew, and cant resist securing the full mount

- You hear someone refer to MMA the sport as "UFC" and want to punch them in the throat

- Just thinking of the name 'Corey Hill' makes you cringe

- You make sure when you're doin your girl that you dont leave yourself open to a triangle

Let's see how long we can make this list, MMA-Forum :)
 
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#37 ·
- Whenever you hug someone you make sure you get the double underhooks

- You walk around with your chin tucked

- When someone approaches you, you circle to the left

- You dont shake hands, you touch gloves

- You get tackled in a footy game and pull guard

- You can't play soccer without leg kicking people

- Your mate punches you in the arm and you counter with an overhand right
 
#42 ·
When you say Emelianenko Fedor instead of the other way around.

When a girl tells you they watch MMA (or don't mind it) you instantly get a stiffy.

If someone is walking too slowly infront of you, you wonder how they would react to a rear naked choke.

Men with no body hair doesn't make you think twice.
 
#46 ·
I'm so guilty of so many of these...hilarious.

-Your children recognize fighters on the TV but have no idea who any other celebrities are other than spongebob...

-Friends have begun avoiding asking politely "who won?" after a fight because they know you won't shut up about who won and how for the next 45 minutes

-Your wife/gf has finally stopped giggling when they hear the term "rear naked choke" and they finally believe it is legitimate, not something you made up to make fun of them
 
#52 ·
* You ground and pound your dog until he manages to run away.

* You class people into different weight classes rather than saying there tall, muscular or fat.

* If you are walking behind somebody who is relatively big you consider getting him in a rnc to find out if you can choke him out.

* You mention mma on your cv to apply for jobs.

* You always mt clinch your friends.

* You masturbate to your favourite fighters atleast 12 times a day. (Just me again?)
 
#60 ·
-You heelhook your girlfriend for the hell of it

-You consider yourself to be a BJJ wizard just because your friends don't know anything about BJJ and you tap them out all the time

-You think you can beat up pro MMA guys with horrible records

-You use judo throws and a BJJ guard during a freestyle wrestling match (that happened to me)
 
#61 ·
-You want to destroy your girlfriend in bed because she is screaming like crazy when her fighter gets nocked out by big dumb ass fighters who are 1-1 and get title shots.

-You like no Gi time with other men

-When your taxes come back and you open the mail and you instantly drop to your back with your gaurd up while trying to recover.

-You wonder why Fador is not in the new street fighter game

-You are going to get fired if you keep posting on MMAforums but dont stop

-You name your Massive Multi player charater names after UFC fighters.

-You try to send your energy out into the universe and to the fighter you want to win on the PPV you are watching at that moment in hopes he can use it to win.

-You say "WOW" when you see a cut MMA fighter and not understand how gay everybody else thinks you are now.

-You are taking a shit and going over moves with your hands and you get way into and and attempt a double leg and end up on the floor with a dirty butt and a lesson on how to time your strikes.

-You want to see somebody do a Ken/Ryu Dragon punch SOOO bad because you understand how extreamly epic and insane it would be to really happen in MMA

-You drink pee now because a MMA fighter said he did

-You go into the forrest on a bike

-You are being yelled at by your gf and you sit and wonder what Fador does when hes being yelled at by his women.

-You take a toke or drink whenever forrest smiles.

-You wake up loved ones with the Goldberg 5inch stare and interview them as they scream WTF

-You want to adopt a Brazil kid so he can teach you BJJ
 
#62 ·
Nice to know I'm not alone on some of these.

Eventually the health care industry will come up with a name for this affliction. Something like Chronic Hyperfightosis. Then health insurance companies will approve the use of certain treatments such as measured doses of MMA exposure, or a kick-the-habit plan. But what would be the remedy? It would have to be strong medicine.
 
#66 ·
I say that when I'm watching porn too.


When during sex you start looking for ways to pass her guard.
When doin it doggy style you're tempted to throw in the hooks and sink in the choke.
When every conversation comes around to fighting.
When you listen to only entrance songs.
When you will go through the trouble of begging a non MMA fan friend to get into your guard so you can better explain a move to them.
 
#65 ·
hehe yeah thats me also, infact I did it yesterday when watching 'The fast and furious'(new film) and vin diesel hits the other geezer in the face loads of times but the other guy isn't dazed or cut so I shouted at the cat.
 
#68 ·
*you won a rock, paper, scissors game via triangle choke.
*you cried when Randy Couture retired
*you cried when Randy Couture returned
*you know the proper way to pronounce Emelianenko
*you've tapped your mom out.
*you play Fight night, Mortal Kombat, and Street fighter so you're a well rounded gamer.
 
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