D.P.

I've done this.

And this.

Awesome thread, keep em coming.

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*You have to remind yourself that in a real fight you can use groin strikes, hits to the back of the head, and kicks on a downed opponent.

*You introduce people using the Buffer Spin Move

*You ask for a PPV for your Birthday (May 23 please)

*When someone say's "He got Franklined" you know what they mean.

*You always had doubts about Kimbo Slice's MMA game.

*You remember a time when Ken Shamrock was a valuable component to the MMA world.

*You "cut weight" instead of diet.

*One of the standards by which you measure your cardio is in terms of rounds.

These are just some of the symptoms...

MooJuice

massive belly laughs to be had here. solid gold guys keep it up



- You get tingles up and down your spine when you watch the old pride entrances and staredowns

- You just stare incredulously when somebody does't know the WEC

- You shadow box when you're bored even though you couldn't hit steven hawkings

- You watch an old episode of Fear Factor and keep waiting for rogan to start explaining leg kicks

- You have never trained properly but believe you'd do ok versus a gracie

- You don't have any friends into MMA so you order $50 PPVs for yourself

- You can't conceive how MMA isn't the largest sport in the world yet

- Every time you hear someone say 'second to none' you think of joe rogan

- You post on MMAF

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You've changed the way you eat because you're thinking of making weight.

You still play other sports but now consider it a form of conditioning.

You pretend you're in the prefight weigh-ins in front of the bathroom mirror.

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I dreamt that I fought in the UFC, almost got KO'd but eventually won by kneebar. Plus, I was outside of my body while doing it so I had to make all the moves in the air for me in the octagon to make them (wtf!?)

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When you post in this thread at 5 am.

Bradysupafan

When your searching the internet for sig photos of men who are mostly nude.

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-when arguing with your girlfriend about taking out the trash you fake a takedown and go for a flying armbar

-you pull your punching bag off of the ceiling practicing your MT clinch on it

-you can't wait for an idiot to confront you at any moment so that you can viciously submit him

-you make your girlfriend have staredowns with you

-you make everyone who comes into your home watch recorded MMA fights....all the time

-during missionary sex you pass guard and lock in an armbar

-you don't watch MMA Fights, you "study" MMA Fights

-you've put at least one dog to sleep via rear naked choke

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* When your DOG knows which submission moves you are going for and reacts accordingly. (I guess that also means your ground game needs work

* When your wife tells you she needs to lose 4 pounds and you recommend cardio and a sweat suit, not a diet (or more intelligently, tell her she's perfect and doesn't need to lose a pound). .

* WHen the guys at work who ever watch fights ask you if you saw "the fights on last night" which were Unleased, etc, and they say, "you know, the guy with the tattoos," and you know EXACTLY who they are talking about.