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post #21 of 109 (permalink) Old 05-08-2009, 10:05 AM
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1. When you consider Shinya Aoki's tights to be cool.

2. You scream at Pacquiao to throw some knees.
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post #22 of 109 (permalink) Old 05-08-2009, 10:18 AM
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When you dream of being caught in Gina Carano's triangle.

"He who defeats himself is the mightiest warrior" - Confucius(I think)
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post #23 of 109 (permalink) Old 05-08-2009, 10:59 AM
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You time taking a crap around 15 mins with 1 minute breaks throughout.

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post #24 of 109 (permalink) Old 05-08-2009, 11:12 AM
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-Regular people think the screaming pride lady is crazy, you think she's one of the greatest thing to happen to MMA.

-The PRIDE theme gives you shivers and tears at the same time.

-You know what your theme music and nickname would be if you were a fighter.

-BJ Penn accused you of taking steroids.

-When watching a live PPV with friends, they listen to you hyping the next fight instead of Joe and Mike, or the pre fight interviews.

-You got rid of all vaseline in your house, just in case BJ Penn shows up.

-You're sometimes more exited for an undercard fight then the main event.

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post #25 of 109 (permalink) Old 05-08-2009, 11:51 AM
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-You can be sure you are heavy into mma when your gf stops flinching at your pulled elbows from the mount.

this is the best thread. I could never count how many times I've put my girlfriend in heelhooks though seriously, thats where you learn the sickest techniques for tapping out dummies.
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post #26 of 109 (permalink) Old 05-08-2009, 12:03 PM
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Originally Posted by SpecC View Post
1. When you consider Shinya Aoki's tights to be cool.

2. You scream at Pacquiao to throw some knees.
Aoki's tights ARE cool!

When you are not at all surprised that the magic of a Buffer turn makes a spouse complaining about watching MMA, quit complaining and start enjoying the fight. This happened and it made my f*cking year.

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post #27 of 109 (permalink) Old 05-08-2009, 12:21 PM
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Originally Posted by MooJuice View Post
- You cant resist locking up the head and arm triangle chock when you're cuddling in bed with your girl

- You play around and wrestle your 10 year old nephew, and cant resist securing the full mount

- You hear someone refer to MMA the sport as "UFC" and want to punch them in the throat

- Just thinking of the name 'Corey Hill' makes you cringe

- You make sure when you're doin your girl that you dont leave yourself open to a triangle
guilty. yup, girlfriend's 7-year-old sister. almost did that yesterday. ::Shudder:: never!

You almost get into a fight with stupid frat boys every fight you watch at a bar.

You're actually excited when some dbag grinds up on your friends when you're out cuz you might get a chance to try out a sweet move.

The guy behind the bar during fight nights knows you by name and has your drink ready for you (my guy even gave my girl a couple free drinks he invented. I tipped the sh*t out of him too).
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post #28 of 109 (permalink) Old 05-08-2009, 03:07 PM
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You're constantly "sizing up" random people you don't even know and visualizing how a fight would go down between the two of you.
It's disgusting how often I do this walking around, on the subway, waiting on line (any line)...

- when you shadow box everywhere you go

- you plan your months around UFC events.

- you get a hotel room in Philly 4 months before the event, before it was even confirmed.

- you can't go online without checking 3-4 mma sites
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post #29 of 109 (permalink) Old 05-08-2009, 05:05 PM
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Originally Posted by 70seven View Post

-You got rid of all vaseline in your house, just in case BJ Penn shows up.
That's funny, I make sure I have vaseline in every room for the same reason.....

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post #30 of 109 (permalink) Old 05-08-2009, 05:30 PM
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-someone went for a high five and you countered with a spinning back fist.
-When listening to music you consider every song a possible interance song.
-you tell your kid an A+ in Geometry is good Octagon controle
-You think it's still possible to be a Protiege in MMA in your mid-forties
-You've lost your voice watching a paper view
-You've been caught by your girlfriend rolling with another guy with your shirts off and see nothing Gay about it
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