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post #31 of 109 (permalink) Old 05-08-2009, 10:23 PM
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- When people ask you who you think is going to win instead of just naming the fighter you name the pro's and con's of each fighter, give an in depth analsys of how you think the fight will go, and even state your round and finish method expected

- You constantly bitch about the lack of Sambo trainers near you which is keeping you from taking Fedor's title

- You are going to see your family for the first time in a couple of years and you are trying to figure out how to get away from them and watch the PPV (actually happening to me, need to watch on May 23rd!)

- Your wife/gf buys you UFC tickets for your birthday and you cry, but show no emotion when watching your wedding video

- When you and your wife discuss children you start talking about the order you want to introduce them into martial arts instead of where you hope they go to college (pissed my wife off a few times with this, lol. "Ok, so he will start with MT, then move to BJJ so he is ready for wrestling when he gets to middle school, etc")

- You know which song UFC fighters actually come out to vs what they play on UFC replay's on Spike
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post #32 of 109 (permalink) Old 05-09-2009, 01:10 AM
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-someone went for a high five and you countered with a spinning back fist.
-When listening to music you consider every song a possible interance song.
-you tell your kid an A+ in Geometry is good Octagon controle
-You think it's still possible to be a Protiege in MMA in your mid-forties
-You've lost your voice watching a paper view
-You've been caught by your girlfriend rolling with another guy with your shirts off and see nothing Gay about it
These were funny ones.

How about this one:
You're undecided about who you'd rather get the mount on, BJ Penn or Rachel Leah.

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post #33 of 109 (permalink) Old 05-09-2009, 01:18 AM
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I think you might be the only one that is undecided lol.

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post #34 of 109 (permalink) Old 05-09-2009, 02:43 AM
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I think you might be the only one that is undecided lol.
I wondered if that might be the case.
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When you start questioning your own sexuality

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post #36 of 109 (permalink) Old 05-09-2009, 01:07 PM
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I'm never satisfied in my bed time weigh-in unless I'm maxed out at Lightweight(155-156lbs)

I've always been like this even at 145 and 170.
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- Whenever you hug someone you make sure you get the double underhooks

- You walk around with your chin tucked

- When someone approaches you, you circle to the left

- You dont shake hands, you touch gloves

- You get tackled in a footy game and pull guard

- You can't play soccer without leg kicking people

- Your mate punches you in the arm and you counter with an overhand right

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post #38 of 109 (permalink) Old 05-09-2009, 05:57 PM
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- You worship a shrine of Fedor in your room.
- You wonder how many rounds you'd last with the local bodybuilders.
- You pretend to be the screaming Pride lady when your'e on your own in the house.


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4 trying to teach your willy to read
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When you think Fedor and Georges are badass names.
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When you think Fedor and Georges are badass names.
Thats what I'm gonna name my babies - regardless of whether they are boy or girl.


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