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Old 05-09-2009, 06:13 PM   #41 (permalink)
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Lol. IMO Fedora would be a beatiful name for a girl
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Old 05-09-2009, 06:16 PM   #42 (permalink)
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When you say Emelianenko Fedor instead of the other way around.

When a girl tells you they watch MMA (or don't mind it) you instantly get a stiffy.

If someone is walking too slowly infront of you, you wonder how they would react to a rear naked choke.

Men with no body hair doesn't make you think twice.
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Old 05-11-2009, 07:18 PM   #43 (permalink)
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*You "cut weight" instead of diet.
This is so funny because I say that all the time. " dam i've put on a few pounds i will have to cut weight to get back into my weight class .

*When ever your friends wrestle you wish you was on the floor with the half naked man.

*Never mind how big somebody is you always think 'well if I get him on his back I can win this'.

*Your friends avoid mma in general because when they get you started you dont shut the F*** up!

*Instead of watching porn you watch a large russian and couldnt imagine anybody else you would rather marry. Just me?

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*Instead of having naked lady pictures on your comp and as your background you have fedor as your background (that you made yourself obviously) and random pictures of buff looking half nude guys.

*When talking to lasses you cant help but go on about mma.

*You want to assault anybody who says anything about mma and they dont know what they are talking about.
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Old 05-11-2009, 07:46 PM   #44 (permalink)
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This is so funny because I say that all the time. " dam i've put on a few pounds i will have to cut weight to get back into my weight class .

*When ever your friends wrestle you wish you was on the floor with the half naked man.

*Never mind how big somebody is you always think 'well if I get him on his back I can win this'.

*Your friends avoid mma in general because when they get you started you dont shut the F*** up!

*Instead of watching porn you watch a large russian and couldnt imagine anybody else you would rather marry. Just me?

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*Instead of having naked lady pictures on your comp and as your background you have fedor as your background (that you made yourself obviously) and random pictures of buff looking half nude guys.

*When talking to lasses you cant help but go on about mma.

*You want to assault anybody who says anything about mma and they dont know what they are talking about.
This happens to me all the time.
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Old 05-11-2009, 07:52 PM   #45 (permalink)
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When you think Fedor and Georges are badass names.
That's because they are!
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Old 05-11-2009, 08:08 PM   #46 (permalink)
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I'm so guilty of so many of these...hilarious.

-Your children recognize fighters on the TV but have no idea who any other celebrities are other than spongebob...

-Friends have begun avoiding asking politely "who won?" after a fight because they know you won't shut up about who won and how for the next 45 minutes

-Your wife/gf has finally stopped giggling when they hear the term "rear naked choke" and they finally believe it is legitimate, not something you made up to make fun of them
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Old 05-11-2009, 08:19 PM   #47 (permalink)
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you wake your mother up at least once a month between 3 and 6 in the morning shouting at a live UFC event on tv
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Old 05-11-2009, 08:42 PM   #48 (permalink)
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Old 05-11-2009, 08:49 PM   #49 (permalink)
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Old 05-11-2009, 08:59 PM   #50 (permalink)
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You tweak your nipples before any competion.
I'm actually gonna try that.
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