Originally Posted by MLD
*You "cut weight" instead of diet.
This is so funny because I say that all the time. " dam i've put on a few pounds i will have to cut weight to get back into my weight class
*When ever your friends wrestle you wish you was on the floor with the half naked man.
*Never mind how big somebody is you always think 'well if I get him on his back I can win this'.
*Your friends avoid mma in general because when they get you started you dont shut the F*** up!
*Instead of watching porn you watch a large russian and couldnt imagine anybody else you would rather marry. Just me?
*Instead of having naked lady pictures on your comp and as your background you have fedor as your background (that you made yourself obviously) and random pictures of buff looking half nude guys.
*When talking to lasses you cant help but go on about mma.
*You want to assault anybody who says anything about mma and they dont know what they are talking about.