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Old 05-11-2009, 08:35 PM   #51 (permalink)
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constantly imagining how a fight would go between you and random people or even acquaintances
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Old 05-12-2009, 10:05 AM   #52 (permalink)
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* You ground and pound your dog until he manages to run away.

* You class people into different weight classes rather than saying there tall, muscular or fat.

* If you are walking behind somebody who is relatively big you consider getting him in a rnc to find out if you can choke him out.

* You mention mma on your cv to apply for jobs.

* You always mt clinch your friends.

* You masturbate to your favourite fighters atleast 12 times a day. (Just me again?)
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Old 05-12-2009, 10:06 AM   #53 (permalink)
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-You know what your theme music and nickname would be if you were a fighter.


-When watching a live PPV with friends, they listen to you hyping the next fight instead of Joe and Mike, or the pre fight interviews.

-You're sometimes more exited for an undercard fight then the main event.
I do all these
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Old 05-12-2009, 11:20 AM   #54 (permalink)
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You constantly do the Wandy hand roll when standing around waiting for something.
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Old 05-12-2009, 06:19 PM   #55 (permalink)
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You constantly do the Wandy hand roll when standing around waiting for something.
My ma saw me doing this once and was worried that I was having some sort of seizure.
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Old 05-12-2009, 07:27 PM   #56 (permalink)
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Old 05-12-2009, 09:03 PM   #57 (permalink)
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You wonder if the camera adds 10 pounds to Tito's head or if it's really that big.
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Old 05-12-2009, 09:42 PM   #58 (permalink)
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LMAO! I think it really is that big.
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You constantly do the Wandy hand roll when standing around waiting for something.
Ha, I do this all the time, ill just be bored and start rolling my hands like that and people are like "What the f*** are you doing?"

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Old 05-12-2009, 10:46 PM   #60 (permalink)
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-You heelhook your girlfriend for the hell of it

-You consider yourself to be a BJJ wizard just because your friends don't know anything about BJJ and you tap them out all the time

-You think you can beat up pro MMA guys with horrible records

-You use judo throws and a BJJ guard during a freestyle wrestling match (that happened to me)
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