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post #61 of 109 (permalink) Old 05-14-2009, 05:28 PM
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-You want to destroy your girlfriend in bed because she is screaming like crazy when her fighter gets nocked out by big dumb ass fighters who are 1-1 and get title shots.

-You like no Gi time with other men

-When your taxes come back and you open the mail and you instantly drop to your back with your gaurd up while trying to recover.

-You wonder why Fador is not in the new street fighter game

-You are going to get fired if you keep posting on MMAforums but dont stop

-You name your Massive Multi player charater names after UFC fighters.

-You try to send your energy out into the universe and to the fighter you want to win on the PPV you are watching at that moment in hopes he can use it to win.

-You say "WOW" when you see a cut MMA fighter and not understand how gay everybody else thinks you are now.

-You are taking a shit and going over moves with your hands and you get way into and and attempt a double leg and end up on the floor with a dirty butt and a lesson on how to time your strikes.

-You want to see somebody do a Ken/Ryu Dragon punch SOOO bad because you understand how extreamly epic and insane it would be to really happen in MMA

-You drink pee now because a MMA fighter said he did

-You go into the forrest on a bike

-You are being yelled at by your gf and you sit and wonder what Fador does when hes being yelled at by his women.

-You take a toke or drink whenever forrest smiles.

-You wake up loved ones with the Goldberg 5inch stare and interview them as they scream WTF

-You want to adopt a Brazil kid so he can teach you BJJ
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post #62 of 109 (permalink) Old 05-14-2009, 06:35 PM
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-You want to destroy your girlfriend in bed because she is screaming like crazy when her fighter gets nocked out by big dumb ass fighters who are 1-1 and get title shots.

-You like no Gi time with other men

-When your taxes come back and you open the mail and you instantly drop to your back with your gaurd up while trying to recover.

-You wonder why Fador is not in the new street fighter game

-You are going to get fired if you keep posting on MMAforums but dont stop

-You name your Massive Multi player charater names after UFC fighters.

-You try to send your energy out into the universe and to the fighter you want to win on the PPV you are watching at that moment in hopes he can use it to win.

-You say "WOW" when you see a cut MMA fighter and not understand how gay everybody else thinks you are now.

-You are taking a shit and going over moves with your hands and you get way into and and attempt a double leg and end up on the floor with a dirty butt and a lesson on how to time your strikes.

-You want to see somebody do a Ken/Ryu Dragon punch SOOO bad because you understand how extreamly epic and insane it would be to really happen in MMA

-You drink pee now because a MMA fighter said he did

-You go into the forrest on a bike

-You are being yelled at by your gf and you sit and wonder what Fador does when hes being yelled at by his women.

-You take a toke or drink whenever forrest smiles.

-You wake up loved ones with the Goldberg 5inch stare and interview them as they scream WTF

-You want to adopt a Brazil kid so he can teach you BJJ
Nice to know I'm not alone on some of these.

Eventually the health care industry will come up with a name for this affliction. Something like Chronic Hyperfightosis. Then health insurance companies will approve the use of certain treatments such as measured doses of MMA exposure, or a kick-the-habit plan. But what would be the remedy? It would have to be strong medicine.
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post #63 of 109 (permalink) Old 05-14-2009, 08:16 PM
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I posted this before in a similar thread last year:

When you see a boring street fight, you yell "Stay busy, guys!"


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post #64 of 109 (permalink) Old 05-14-2009, 09:51 PM
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You complain about unrealistic fight scenes in movies.

"He who defeats himself is the mightiest warrior" - Confucius(I think)
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post #65 of 109 (permalink) Old 05-15-2009, 07:03 AM
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You complain about unrealistic fight scenes in movies.
hehe yeah thats me also, infact I did it yesterday when watching 'The fast and furious'(new film) and vin diesel hits the other geezer in the face loads of times but the other guy isn't dazed or cut so I shouted at the cat.

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post #66 of 109 (permalink) Old 05-15-2009, 12:49 PM
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I posted this before in a similar thread last year:

When you see a boring street fight, you yell "Stay busy, guys!"
I say that when I'm watching porn too.


When during sex you start looking for ways to pass her guard.
When doin it doggy style you're tempted to throw in the hooks and sink in the choke.
When every conversation comes around to fighting.
When you listen to only entrance songs.
When you will go through the trouble of begging a non MMA fan friend to get into your guard so you can better explain a move to them.
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I say that when I'm watching porn too.


When during sex you start looking for ways to pass her guard.
When doin it doggy style you're tempted to throw in the hooks and sink in the choke.
When every conversation comes around to fighting.
When you listen to only entrance songs.
When you will go through the trouble of begging a non MMA fan friend to get into your guard so you can better explain a move to them.
If I could FIND half the entrance songs I like, my iPod would be full to capacity!


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post #68 of 109 (permalink) Old 05-19-2009, 06:08 PM
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*you won a rock, paper, scissors game via triangle choke.
*you cried when Randy Couture retired
*you cried when Randy Couture returned
*you know the proper way to pronounce Emelianenko
*you've tapped your mom out.
*you play Fight night, Mortal Kombat, and Street fighter so you're a well rounded gamer.
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post #69 of 109 (permalink) Old 05-19-2009, 06:19 PM
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You gave the cashier a flying armbar when she tried to give you your change.

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post #70 of 109 (permalink) Old 05-19-2009, 06:41 PM
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You're constantly "sizing up" random people you don't even know and visualizing how a fight would go down between the two of you.

Omg, I'm completely guilty of this one.
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