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post #81 of 109 (permalink) Old 06-21-2009, 11:39 PM
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When you're a member of an MMA forum.
And most of the people you know don't even know what MMA is let alone a forum.
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post #82 of 109 (permalink) Old 06-21-2009, 11:58 PM
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-you're automatically attracted to guys who are knowledgeable mma fans
Nice!!



-when you are sitting at your Dad's house on Father's day and all you can think about is how you would love to choke your sister's boyfriend unconscious..


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When you wonder if you should avoid putting on any lotion in the morning, out of courtesy to any potential grappling opponent later.


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post #84 of 109 (permalink) Old 06-22-2009, 12:56 AM
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Nice!!



-when you are sitting at your Dad's house on Father's day and all you can think about is how you would love to choke your sister's boyfriend unconscious..
That is classic! Made me laugh out loud.

After last nights fights I had to attack my 6'2" friend that outweighs me by 80lbs and usually rubs my face on the living room carpet when I attack him...but this time I avoided his takedown, got his back in a strange stooped over standing position, and choke him until he tapped. It was my first victory over him in several years. Thankfully he had a mouthful of food in when I sunk in the choke, which really improved my chances of gaining the submission.
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post #85 of 109 (permalink) Old 06-22-2009, 12:58 AM
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When you take a friendly scrap with your friend in the living room seriously and use words like victory, and tap out.




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post #86 of 109 (permalink) Old 06-22-2009, 01:12 AM
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-You tell all your friends that chuck liddell would kick their ass
-you always watch ufc fighting
-You only were tapout
-The only non-ufc fighter you know is kimbo slice
-BROCK LESNAR IS SO COOL
every morning you rub the shiny dome of your dana white dieti

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hahahah no but acually.

- You always sink in your underhooks when hugging your parents

- See a baby playing with her feet and admire thier rubber gaurd

- REFUSE to have sex missionary because you dontlike being in their gaurd

-90% of your thought process is mma related

-Think about mma more than sex

-pretend your fingers are legs and work your leg submissions

-Cannot watch not any form of fighting on tv, because you cringe so hard that you throw your back out

- when dancing with a girl you resist the temptation to hiptoss her (most of the time)

- Have the ultimate fighter theme song on your workout playlist

-You try to avoid sparking a conversation about mma at a party because you know the person you are about to talk to dosnt even know about fedor

-You wish everyday that your house was a gym

- you wish your parents would have started you training when you were 1

-your friends get pissed because you act like every ufc event is bigger than the superbowl

- you have never met anyone in person, that can carry a conversation about mma and know every fighter you are talking about

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Nev er considered him one in the first place.

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are you saying you dont like his standup?
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When you think about which sponsors you'd like on your shorts.

When you price out building materials for an octagon, including the suspended floor.

When you wash your hand wraps with fabric softener so someone can smell the April freshness before you pop them in the face. OK, maybe this is just me.


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When you wash your hand wraps with fabric softener so someone can smell the April freshness before you pop them in the face. OK, maybe this is just me.
That was hilarious!

You use Febreeze air freshener on your shorts so when you lock in the triangle on someone, they just lay there content and sniff.
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That was hilarious!

You use Febreeze air freshener on your shorts so when you lock in the triangle on someone, they just lay there content and sniff.
Thats a good idea for a febreez commercial

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LOL all my clothes that I take class/spar in are April fresh. It's the smell of IN YA FACE! Also, when those guys get sweating in there, if I have to put my shirt collar up over my nose, it just looks like I'm letting some air down my shirt instead of getting sick from the sweaty dude smell.


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