-You tell all your friends that chuck liddell would kick their ass
-you always watch ufc fighting
-You only were tapout
-The only non-ufc fighter you know is kimbo slice
-BROCK LESNAR IS SO COOL
every morning you rub the shiny dome of your dana white dieti
True signs of an mma
hahahah no but acually.
- You always
sink in your underhooks when hugging your parents
- See a baby playing with her feet and admire thier rubber gaurd
- REFUSE to have sex missionary because you dontlike being in their gaurd
-90% of your thought process is mma related
-Think about mma more than sex
-pretend your fingers are legs and work your leg submissions
-Cannot watch not any form of fighting on tv, because you cringe so hard that you throw your back out
- when dancing with a girl you resist the temptation to hiptoss her (most of the time)
- Have the ultimate fighter theme song on your workout playlist
-You try to avoid sparking a conversation about mma at a party because you know the person you are about to talk to dosnt even know about fedor
-You wish everyday that your house was a gym
- you wish your parents would have started you training when you were 1
-your friends get pissed because you act like every ufc event is bigger than the superbowl
- you have never met anyone in person, that can carry a conversation about mma and know every fighter you are talking about
Nev er considered him one in the first place.
Oh and bump for MOAR!
are you saying you dont like his standup?
I thought you were cool D.P