It is odd you're making gay comments...
1.You're either 14 years old and it is cool to make gay comments.
2. Or you're gay and in the closet (most closet ***s insult others with gay comments - that is the first thing that crosses their mind - I did psychological research on gays and minorities in extreme environments at the University of Western Ontario)
You we'll answer something like this:
Shut the f*ck up, you're an idiot and you dont know me. Please, on the contrary, I do know your type, so before you respond to this, reflect on how you feel about men (have you ever had the need to start making out with your best friend or something similar).
Thanks for your time and I hope you enjoy the rest of your day.