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post #1 of 9 (permalink) Old 08-20-2011, 10:43 PM Thread Starter
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Our favorite pornstar, prisoner and War Machine

Is making a return to the sport of Mixed Martial Arts. His first enemy will be Gideon Ray on October 15.

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With a one-year jail sentence over, War Machine (11-4) is ready to get back in the cage.

The former cast member of "The Ultimate Fighter 6" (known then as Jon Koppenhaver) recently announced via Twitter that he'll return to action on Oct. 15 against Gideon Ray (17-13-1) at Chicago Cagefighting Championship 4.

The promotion has yet to make an official announcement.

Chicago Cagefighting Championship 4 at The Odeum Sports & Expo Center in Villa Park, Ill.

War Machine, of course, first rose to national prominence in 2007 during a stint on "TUF 6." He was eliminated in the opening round of the tournament by eventual finalist Tommy Speer. However, War Machine remained a central figure in the season's in-house drama, taking part in several drunken tirades and pranks.

War Machine was invited onto the season's live finale, where he earned a memorable third-round knockout of fellow cast member Jared Rollins. However, War Machine was released from the promotion following a 56-second loss to Yoshiyuki Yoshida.

War Machine went on to post a 6-2 record in his next eight fights outside of the promotion, but his career was derailed in July 2010 when a felony assault conviction put him behind bars for one year.

Meanwhile, Ray is a three-time UFC veteran who also took part in "The Ultimate Fighter 4," the lone season of the show to feature a "comeback" format. Ray was eliminated from "TUF 4" by eventual show winner Matt Serra. He was also winless in his three UFC outings, losing to Charles McCarthy, Mike Swick and David Loiseau.

Ray has remained active since his time in the octagon, though the bout with War Machine will mark his first in 2011.

I dont particularly care for War Machine but he is so insane that he delivers lulz.
He chokes people out after hitting the gym. He gets in brawls at porn star parties. He twitters through his friends about what goes on in prison and what shady stuff people do and how. He has banged Sara Jay. he writes about being an alpha male and wanting to die an alpha male death by getting stabbed by a different alpha male. And before he talked bad about Rampage and Tanner(after his death) he was a UFC fighter and a ultimate fighter. He officially changed his name to "War Machine" on his identification.

You could say he is a poor mans Lee Murray.

I welcome thee back War Machine.


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I was happy to see Alessio kick his ass in his last fight before he went to jail.
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You had me at Sara Jay
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You had me at Sara Jay
Haha
Not just her! I once was wanking it to Avy Scott and to my surprise War Machine walks in the room. My penis was confused for a bit and wasnt sure if its ok for me to continue but then we came to the conclusion that it was.








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Is making a return to the sport of Mixed Martial Arts. His first enemy will be Gideon Ray on October 15.




I dont particularly care for War Machine but he is so insane that he delivers lulz.
He chokes people out after hitting the gym. He gets in brawls at porn star parties. He twitters through his friends about what goes on in prison and what shady stuff people do and how. He has banged Sara Jay. he writes about being an alpha male and wanting to die an alpha male death by getting stabbed by a different alpha male. And before he talked bad about Rampage and Tanner(after his death) he was a UFC fighter and a ultimate fighter. He officially changed his name to "War Machine" on his identification.

You could say he is a poor mans Lee Murray.

I welcome thee back War Machine.

Lee Murray took part in one of the largest heists in history.

War Machine assaulted a porn star with a Dildo.




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Lee Murray took part in one of the largest heists in history.

War Machine assaulted a porn star with a Dildo.
Which is why he is a POOR mans lee murray. A shit version of Lee Murray. etc...

Lee knocked Tito Ortiz out. WarMachine knocked out like 5 roided out pornstars.

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Which is why he is a POOR mans lee murray. A shit version of Lee Murray. etc...

Lee knocked Tito Ortiz out. WarMachine knocked out like 5 roided out pornstars.
I think calling him a poor man's Lee Murray is giving him too much credit. lol.




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If we get to see more fights similar to the Rollins/Kopenhaver fight then I'm all for his return. One of my all time favourite fights that one, doesn't get too much of a mention what with there being no famous names.

I also apparently missed Kopenhaver changing his name to War Machine and getting put in prison for pimp-slapping some random porn-stars with a dildo. Only an emoticon can truley express my deep inner feelings about this.





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