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Old 01-13-2012, 06:14 AM   #1 (permalink)
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I know it happens in UFC matches all the time but I wanna know, have you ever popped a boner during a match or in training?

I have recently begun some training and during some grappling exercise the guy tried some sort of take down from the back, and as he grabbed me from behind, I felt a limp two-inch intruder brush gingerly against my anus.

A close encounter, I know. But it got me thinking, what if he had a boner? I can imagine this sort of conduct can be used to throw your opponent off his game - but is this legal in a match?
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Old 01-13-2012, 04:26 PM   #2 (permalink)
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You have to remember that a boner is normally an involuntary reaction to things. If I saw Arianny during one of my matches I'd get a boner to. Though a boner requires blood to go there.
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Old 01-13-2012, 05:37 PM   #3 (permalink)
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Old 01-13-2012, 06:10 PM   #4 (permalink)
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I know it happens in UFC matches all the time but I wanna know, have you ever popped a boner during a match or in training?

I have recently begun some training and during some grappling exercise the guy tried some sort of take down from the back, and as he grabbed me from behind, I felt a limp two-inch intruder brush gingerly against my anus.

A close encounter, I know. But it got me thinking, what if he had a boner? I can imagine this sort of conduct can be used to throw your opponent off his game - but is this legal in a match?
Are you trolling? They wear athletic cups.
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Old 01-14-2012, 07:48 PM   #5 (permalink)
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Yeah, they normally wear athletic cups so they can't feel anything. Just the same the reason why it hurts when they get hit there is because the force still goes in. So they feel it.
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