If you're a tree, don't talk smack to Buakaw
Let this be a lesson for all you trees out there that aspire to be Chael Sonnen. If you talk smack to Buakaw, you will get handled with -- brutally handled. In life, everyone gets what's coming to them. In this scenario, this tree in Thailand received hydrogen bombs directly to its dumb little head. Trees have heads too, never forget that. Trees also have an innate ability to talk smack whenever you walk by then. You can't hear it solely because your name isn't Buakaw Por. Pramuk, the muay-thai demigod. You may think Fedor Emelianenko's record of 33-4 is impressive, but try pulling off a 202 wins (51 KOs), 21 losses, 12 draws -- before you hit the age of 30. If only this tree knew who Buakaw was then it would have kept its little tree mouth shut. Yes, trees also have mouths and this video will teach you how to shut them.
That must hurt.
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