I almost got choked out by a friend with 0 experience in any martial arts a few days ago. I was drunk and went in for a tackle to pick him up, and the guy jumped up and wrapped me in his guard with a guillotine choke. Anyway he choked me fairly hard for a few seconds while I was in a standing guard and I ended up falling face first down onto a concrete path and almost splitting my head open. This guy has no experience in anything,he just watches UFC. I was drunk, being cocky and did something I would never do in a real fight, but still it was embarassing.