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prime_time 04-07-2010 10:02 PM

im never grappling again so embarrassed
 
so i went to my usual bjj class at 7:30 on Mondays Tuesdays and Wednesday but today i had a really upset stomach but i didn't really think nothing of it. Then while rolling i got the urge to fart but i completely failed and sharted on my self and it started running down my leg i was so embarrassed there was females there too im never grappling again

Freelancer 04-07-2010 10:06 PM

I hope this post isn't a made up story for you to attract attention. If it is, I feel sorry for you. If it isn't, I feel even more sorry for you.

prime_time 04-07-2010 10:09 PM

no unfortunately i wish it was made up

HexRei 04-07-2010 10:22 PM

personally i think this story is hilarious. but ya, don't go back to that gym at least

dirtnasty 04-07-2010 10:37 PM

I actually had a kid i work with crap his pants today but he was 5...

xeberus 04-07-2010 10:49 PM

bwahahahaha

that is hilarious, yea I wouldnt go back there either..

i did bjj for about 9 weeks, but i never got used to having guys touching me like that. just didn't like it (no homophobe)

prime_time 04-07-2010 11:12 PM

i feel like so embarrassed like ima grown ass man well im 19 and i wanted to cry

HexRei 04-07-2010 11:37 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by prime_time (Post 1154739)
i feel like so embarrassed like ima grown ass man well im 19 and i wanted to cry

if you had, i bet you coulda gotten sympathy sex.


well, actually probably not.

BlacklistShaun 04-08-2010 08:43 AM

Wow, I don't know what to say to this one...

Recently we've had some issues at our gym. One night we were training and someone noticed something on the mat...shit. We couldn't figure out who did it, but since then it's happened like 5 times. We've had to go as far as calling everyone over and making a speech about not shitting on the mat, which you would think grown ass men would know better...if you feel the urge go to the bathroom. I guess this is a little different though because this is actual chunks and not diarrhea so it's hard to say it's an accident.

I would wait some time and let it cool down and maybe try and go back. Truth be told I've been doing BJJ for a while and if you wait 6 months and go back most of the people that were there won't be by that time...It might be better to just find a new gym because if it's anything like my gym you'd end up with a most unfavorable nickname for life..

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Originally Posted by xeberus (Post 1154716)
bwahahahaha

that is hilarious, yea I wouldnt go back there either..

i did bjj for about 9 weeks, but i never got used to having guys touching me like that. just didn't like it (no homophobe)

Are you sure it's not that you DID like the way they were touching you and those feelings scared you? I can almost hear you now "I'm so confused...momma told me to like girls, but I've never been touched like this before"

Just messing with ya Xeb hahaha.

Just out of curiousity, how long had you been doing BJJ Prime Time?

prime_time 04-08-2010 09:20 PM

ive been doin it for about 5 months i do mostly no gi


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