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just comments that are pulled out all the time that are a mix between lol and facepalm

inspired by Michael Schiavello


like:
hes seen more canvas then picasso
the virgin defence, nothings penertrating
more kicks then a chorus line
more punch then a school ball
hes taking more hits then google
that judge must be stevie wonder(reffering to the fact stevie's blind)
All over him like Paris Hilton on a home video camera
"He's been on his back more than my ex-girlfriend."
He's proving harder to catch than Osama Bin Laden
he could milk a cow standing up
Those punches have less weight behind them than Kate Moss
He's been mounted more times than my ex girlfriend
ugly but entertaining, just like the last girl i dated
more rights then amnesty international
more hooks then a pirate convention


as soon as i try to remember them i cant think of any, ill edit more in when i remember them
 
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