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So I got in a fight last night.... (Come add your fight stories too!)

About me : I'm a VERY level headed guy. As much as I enjoy fighting, I do NOT like to hurt people. There's a big difference between a random guy that has been in alot of fights and because of that thinks he can "fight" and a guy that has training behind him. This is my first fight in years. I try to give people lots of chances to not fight and normally it works. I try to settle things peacefully and avoid the whole entire thing.

Last Night So, My girl friend, some of my buddies, and I all go to the "barn" party, which was essentially a "barn" but was more like a house with 2 wide open floors. Theres about 200 people there, we are all drinking and having a good time. I know probably 40-50 of these people. Well there's a guy that comes that my girl had met before and he comes in and when he was by he goes to give my girl friend a hug but basicly went to put his face right in my girls rack but my girl prevented that from happening. So this guy has already ticked me off, but I don't like fighting so I pretty much drop it. Later, he comes back over and gives my girl the one arm hug and says a few words to me that a don't remember which ticked me off a bit more. My girl proceeds to go and talk to him to tell him that he is disrespecting me and needs to stop. Well according to her he responds with "what's he gonna do". After that I was done. Sobered up pretty much instantly. The guy goes down stairs, I tell my girl "Lets go down stairs". We walk down there, I tell my buddies im bout to whoop this guys ass and I go and confront him. I tell him "Don't hit on my girl". He responds with "what?" i say "dont hit on my girl bro". He says "whos your girl", so i show him. He says "Hold on let me put down my beer". At this point we are probably a foot away from each other, when he goes to put down his beer a get about 3 feet back. He looks me dead in the eye. I'm not the kind of guy to do any pushing or bull shit talking so I throw a straight right. Nailed him, was LOUD (I can remember hearing the sound when i hit him), hits him dead in his nose and mouth. Well after that punch, I put my right arm over his shoulder and around his neck and then hip toss him off 4-5 stairs and onto the pavement. I land up on top and still have my right arm around his head so at this point, its over for him. Well everybody there starts to pull me off and I let go and everyone lets go of me. Well this guy "takes my back" but is just holding on to me. At this point im thinking "i just spared this guy and hes going to keep going?" So i get wrist control, and get back on top of him, in the same position i was in before. I start hammering him with left hands to the back/top of his head, and i get pulled off once again. The entire time after the hip toss i was talking shit to him as i was hitting him cause I was so pissed off this guy tried stepping up to me. Well i look down at my F***** polo I bought on a trip to nashville that cost me 90 dollars and it is COVERED in blood. Front and back. I look over and i can see this guy is bleeding really bad but cant see where. Well he starts to take off his shirt, and everyone is telling me to leave. The guy is staring at me and this pisses me off again and I charge him. I get held back so i just drop it and leave cause someone said they were going to call the cops. My buddy calls me after I left and tells me "You just f'd that guy up. His nose is completely broken and you knocked out a few of his teeth.




I felt really bad for this but I had to choose between standing up for my girl friend or ???, that seemed like my only choice. I really couldnt believe this guy stepped up to me. Now my right hand is extremely swollen and im out 90 dollars on a shirt, BUT i did get some awesome sex last night so i guess it was worth it...

ANYWAYS, lets hear everyone elses fight stories.. and please, no exaggerating or lying. This is an online forum, who do you really have to impress?
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Is this another April fools or did this really happen.

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Is this another April fools or did this really happen.
Yeah- are we getting trolled here, or what?

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So thats what you mean by settling things peacefully and avoiding the entire thing. The universe weeps for your polo.
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I'm being super cereal
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I'm amused by the fact you referred to him as your "bro" while telling him what's what, made me feel like I was reading a detailed analysis of an episode of Jersey Shore.

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Been in situations like that before but I usually get swung on first.....Come to think about it, It has been about 2 years since my last "fight"



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I'm amused by the fact you referred to him as your "bro" while telling him what's what, made me feel like I was reading a detailed analysis of an episode of Jersey Shore.
Yeh down here we started saying bro in a mocking way but then it kinda stuck lol
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About me : I'm a VERY level headed guy. As much as I enjoy fighting, I do NOT like to hurt people. There's a big difference between a random guy that has been in alot of fights and because of that thinks he can "fight" and a guy that has training behind him. This is my first fight in years. I try to give people lots of chances to not fight and normally it works. I try to settle things peacefully and avoid the whole entire thing.

Last Night So, My girl friend, some of my buddies, and I all go to the "barn" party, which was essentially a "barn" but was more like a house with 2 wide open floors. Theres about 200 people there, we are all drinking and having a good time. I know probably 40-50 of these people. Well there's a guy that comes that my girl had met before and he comes in and when he was by he goes to give my girl friend a hug but basicly went to put his face right in my girls rack but my girl prevented that from happening. So this guy has already ticked me off, but I don't like fighting so I pretty much drop it. Later, he comes back over and gives my girl the one arm hug and says a few words to me that a don't remember which ticked me off a bit more. My girl proceeds to go and talk to him to tell him that he is disrespecting me and needs to stop. Well according to her he responds with "what's he gonna do". After that I was done. Sobered up pretty much instantly. The guy goes down stairs, I tell my girl "Lets go down stairs". We walk down there, I tell my buddies im bout to whoop this guys ass and I go and confront him. I tell him "Don't hit on my girl". He responds with "what?" i say "dont hit on my girl bro". He says "whos your girl", so i show him. He says "Hold on let me put down my beer". At this point we are probably a foot away from each other, when he goes to put down his beer a get about 3 feet back. He looks me dead in the eye. I'm not the kind of guy to do any pushing or bull shit talking so I throw a straight right. Nailed him, was LOUD (I can remember hearing the sound when i hit him), hits him dead in his nose and mouth. Well after that punch, I put my right arm over his shoulder and around his neck and then hip toss him off 4-5 stairs and onto the pavement. I land up on top and still have my right arm around his head so at this point, its over for him. Well everybody there starts to pull me off and I let go and everyone lets go of me. Well this guy "takes my back" but is just holding on to me. At this point im thinking "i just spared this guy and hes going to keep going?" So i get wrist control, and get back on top of him, in the same position i was in before. I start hammering him with left hands to the back/top of his head, and i get pulled off once again. The entire time after the hip toss i was talking shit to him as i was hitting him cause I was so pissed off this guy tried stepping up to me. Well i look down at my F***** polo I bought on a trip to nashville that cost me 90 dollars and it is COVERED in blood. Front and back. I look over and i can see this guy is bleeding really bad but cant see where. Well he starts to take off his shirt, and everyone is telling me to leave. The guy is staring at me and this pisses me off again and I charge him. I get held back so i just drop it and leave cause someone said they were going to call the cops. My buddy calls me after I left and tells me "You just f'd that guy up. His nose is completely broken and you knocked out a few of his teeth.




I felt really bad for this but I had to choose between standing up for my girl friend or ???, that seemed like my only choice. I really couldnt believe this guy stepped up to me. Now my right hand is extremely swollen and im out 90 dollars on a shirt, BUT i did get some awesome sex last night so i guess it was worth it...

ANYWAYS, lets hear everyone elses fight stories.. and please, no exaggerating or lying. This is an online forum, who do you really have to impress?

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Well in that case good job. Would have been better if he swung first then you'd have casus belli although he did make a move on your girl. People get bottled for that in the clubs...

Be proud, but be warned. This is how bad blood starts. If dude was real then he'd come at you and it's just another foo you'd have to keep an eye out on. Hopefully he learned his lesson though, doubt it. Eh...just smash em again if you see em.

There will always be douche bags in this world...they must be controlled. You have my endorsement.

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