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post #41 of 84 (permalink) Old 04-03-2007, 05:33 PM
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hey c'mon its justa dog, and i got paid for it.

people jack off animals on farms all the time.
I mighta kept that one to myself. $20 is NOT enough to jerk off my boys dog. That crazy, seriously. Your sick and should be checked out by a professional. It WAS funny to read tho




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post #42 of 84 (permalink) Old 04-03-2007, 05:34 PM
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hey c'mon its justa dog, and i got paid for it.

people jack off animals on farms all the time.

HAHA, Thtas like the 5th time you said something funny in this post. Repped.
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post #43 of 84 (permalink) Old 04-03-2007, 05:39 PM Thread Starter
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I once was driving down the street, playing Quasimoto's "Come On Feet" really, really loud in my car. I drove past a guy in a wheelchair with the chorus(Which consisted of a guy yelling "COME ON, FEET!" playing. He gave me a dirty look. I didn't even do it on purpose or anything, but I still feel pretty bad.

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post #44 of 84 (permalink) Old 04-03-2007, 05:55 PM
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I mighta kept that one to myself. $20 is NOT enough to jerk off my boys dog. That crazy, seriously. Your sick and should be checked out by a professional. It WAS funny to read tho

not that sick, i needed some beer money, gave the dog a quick handjob, didnt even look.

easy money

its not liked i enjoyed it. The whole point of getting paid for it was because it was just something a person who wasnt doing it could laugh there asses off.

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post #45 of 84 (permalink) Old 04-03-2007, 06:02 PM
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Hey, at least you're only 18. The guys on Jackass are in their 30s still doing stuff like that lol. But for more than 20 bucks.
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post #46 of 84 (permalink) Old 04-03-2007, 07:05 PM
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No i was like 15 when i did that.

And i was high as hell and the dog was humpin everyone anyway so it was 20 bucks plus no dog on my leg anymore.

it wasnt any big thing really.Although its probably the most shaming thing ive ever done.
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lol, if you were 10, I think that woulda made him about 27 or something? Right? Unless I'm thinkin of a different Randy fan I think BigRandy is in his 30s. You musta been a badass 10 year old lol
Actually I'm in my 40's... I'm actually older than Randy Couture, and that is why I am such a fan, it gives us old farts hope. LOL

I'm not sure that it was because JawShattera was such a badass 10 year old, you see, he caught me after having drank one of those magic mushroom shakes and having smoked the bag of weed I cheated him out of, so you see a three year old could have ko'd me at that point ... LOL

No, i don't really know JawShattera I saw his post, thought it was funny, and just stole his joke to try and add some funny to mine....

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i still dont know what an ommeplata is
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post #50 of 84 (permalink) Old 04-15-2007, 05:32 AM
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i still dont know what an ommeplata is
Well, if your being serious, an omoplata is basically a shoulder lock. Here are a couple links that explains it, or tries to.

Omo Plata / omoplata shoulderlock submission article from Grappling Magazine

Omoplata Shoulder Lock For Mixed Martial Arts

If your not being serious and your thinking of the omeletteplatter that Oscar De La'Hoya (However you spell it), was screaming for, you might try this link

Omoplata or Omeletteplatter the Choice is Yours

I really reccomend foodler's because their omeletteplatter's are served all day long and are made with 3 eggs and served with home fries and choice of bread. I hear they will even deliver to your local Octagon and you can see what a distraction that would be for your Opponent. So when you're getting your butt kicked in a major PPV and your undefeated record is on the line, don't forget to go with the omeletteplatter... Hell it couldn't be any worse than what Diego tried, If he would have only listened to Oscar .... You Never Know

Foodler's, Where you can Have Your Omeletteplatter and Eat Too!

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