Nice thread here. All right... Here's a few:
I used to think that Peter Burns from the band Dead or Alive was the most beautiful woman in the world back when I was 11. I didn't know "she" was a he
. Can you blame me:
Every time "Karma Chameleon" by Culture Club is playing, I can't help but sing along. Hell, I can belt that shit out in Karaoke and I don't have to be drunk to do it!
I've actually stood up a girlfriend after school to rush home and play video games.
There's probably more... But I'm work, so I got's to do stuff.
BTW - Masturbation is in no way shameful. Hell, I'd attest to the fact that I've suffered no vision loss or started to turn to stone. It's only made my forearms huge.
It doesn't matter if you agree or disagree
... As long as I don't bore you and I spark a moment of thought, my goal is achieved
Queng leon queng tigre ecu tacacut, queca pa? - Pampangan Mandarigma Motto