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Old 04-04-2007, 03:09 AM   #1 (permalink)
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Best Pickup Lines / Ice-Breakers...

so, here's one i use quite regularly during school. i call it the 'anton special'.

you need to be seated beside the person in question and it needs to be during a particularly boring lecture...

so here's what you gotta do...

pick your time - just when it seems like everyone is about to fall asleep...then you quickly take out a piece of paper and throw together a hangman game where the blanks spell out something clever...then slowly slide it over to her and if she guesses a letter ... icebreaker. now you've set yourself up for a chat after class or even a 'rematch' next time.

it's worked about 4/5 times. you guys got any patenent moves?
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Old 04-04-2007, 06:46 AM   #2 (permalink)
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My favorite is walking up to any girl of your choosing and saying "what's up b*tch, wanna f*ck?" It usually works. If that doesn't work I whip out my d*ck and slap them in the face with it. Then they usually ask to have my kid shortly after the mushroom stamp. Then I just pound it unprotected and leave her in the gutter. Always leave 'em wantin more.

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Old 04-04-2007, 06:59 AM   #3 (permalink)
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wow, that's so strange LUV... i do that to!

Anton, that's actually a great one!!!
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Old 04-04-2007, 09:40 AM   #4 (permalink)
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wow, that's so strange LUV... i do that to!

Anton, that's actually a great one!!!
me to but try this one

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Old 04-04-2007, 02:33 PM   #5 (permalink)
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heres one:

"you know i wrote the karma sutra"

"really?"- b!tch

"yeah,nobody really knows who wrote it, im making the karma sutra 2 right now actually, i just need super sexy volunteers like your self to finish it"

"most of my karma sutra girls are rich now after the first one"



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Old 04-04-2007, 07:26 PM   #7 (permalink)
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Old 04-04-2007, 07:39 PM   #8 (permalink)
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here are a few of my favorites

"hey, so do you want to come over to my house later for pizza and sex"-guy

"No"-girl

"whats the matter? you dont like pizza?"-guy

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"so i was thinking you should come over later and swim in my pool. and by pool i mean bath tub. and by swim, i mean sex"
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this ones old but a classic

GUY: Where are they???

GIRL: Where is what??

GUY: You wings, i thought Angels had wings??
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My favorite is walking up to any girl of your choosing and saying "what's up b*tch, wanna f*ck?" It usually works. If that doesn't work I whip out my d*ck and slap them in the face with it. Then they usually ask to have my kid shortly after the mushroom stamp. Then I just pound it unprotected and leave her in the gutter. Always leave 'em wantin more.
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