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post #31 of 40 (permalink) Old 02-10-2013, 10:30 PM
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hygiene products: 3 points(no soap or teeth brushing for ten years? No thanks)

Garden: 2 point (no need to get the skylight if I can go outside!)

Full Kitchen: 6 points (I love food, and have plenty of time to create amazing meals every day, so I would probably spend a lot of time in the kitchen)

18 year old: 18 points (a lot of people probably think this is the shallow option and it is all about the sex, but like Hit said the companionship is by far the most important aspect of her being there. Someone to cook for and with would be great, and hell, sex with a goddess is a great way to spend time too!)

pool table: 1 point (something else for me and my companion to do together)

18 points is a lot to lose when you think of all the books and other entertainment you could get but I think in the end
it would always be a grass is greener situation. Either you take the girl and have companionship and sex, or you
take entertainment and end wishing you could just talk to someone and possibly go mad from being so horny.

This game rules, i'm gonna do another one with 35 points I think.
I was thinking about the girl, in terms of companionship/talking, but then I realized if I got the puppy (that is far cheaper on points), I'd have someone to talk to and play with, a living being to take care of and wrestle with and in general keep something alive and breathing with me.

I'd much rather the library/tv/puppy than an 18 year old female (of which most are annoying as hell to spend even 5 minutes with).

This is a fun game for sure, I wish more members would join in.
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Yeah I'm really not digging the 18 year old part of the female. Also....I just had a scary thought. Is this girl on birth control? Is any provided? Is she on something that gives her only a few periods a year? Because the only thing worse than a woman on her period is a woman on her period and a baby.

Not to mention ten years with the same chick always using condoms? That option clearly needs to be expanded upon a little more.

How does the outside world work? Does it just go on? Do I age? Hobestly if times runs the same I'm taking the girl because I'll need a wife. Think about how ******* hard it is to find a decent girl right now? I'm not going to be pushing forty having just spent ten years out of society then trying to find a girl. **** that.

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I would assume you age and that life goes on without you.

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I was thinking about the girl, in terms of companionship/talking, but then I realized if I got the puppy (that is far cheaper on points), I'd have someone to talk to and play with, a living being to take care of and wrestle with and in general keep something alive and breathing with me.

I'd much rather the library/tv/puppy than an 18 year old female (of which most are annoying as hell to spend even 5 minutes with).

This is a fun game for sure, I wish more members would join in.
I kept thinking I wasn't going to take the girl, but it was the time factor that weighed on me. 1 year? okay. But 10 years with no one to talk to? No sex. No companionship. The puppy or kitten might help with the companionship but 10 years is an unbelievable amount of time to go without being able to talk to another person. The cell phone option is there I suppose, but not quite the same. Being someone who is close to 30 years old I just find the idea of no being able to talk or see another human for 1/3 of what I have lived so far an incredibly hard pill to swallow.

Don't forget, it's 10 years, she will be 28 when we get out of there and she might not have been annoying the entire time. maybe.


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Glad you guys are enjoying it - I have a few more of these up my sleeve... I might make more threads some wonderfuld day

As for Life's question. If it doesn't say condoms are provided, then they aren't. And yes, the 10 years are real time meaning you will be 10 years older by the end of it and so will the girl/puppy/Barry Bonds


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Glad you guys are enjoying it - I have a few more of these up my sleeve... I might make more threads some wonderfuld day

As for Life's question. If it doesn't say condoms are provided, then they aren't. And yes, the 10 years are real time meaning you will be 10 years older by the end of it and so will the girl/puppy/Barry Bonds
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I know that I would likely not get along with the vast majority of 18yo's- of either gender- on the planet.
What the hell am I gonna' do with the corpse down there?

I know that, to make it through 10 years of captivity, I'm going to have to have my game-face on the entire time. I can't concentrate on my shit if someone else's shit is all up in my shit.

I know what I need on a daily basis, and believe it or not, human contact is not one of those things. When I was twenty-something, sure; but at this point, I would be quite capable of a 10-year break from society given the stated conditions.

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kitchen - 6p
skylight - 2p
garden - 2p
medical care - 2p
workout room - 5p
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17p

Those are the essentials. Then, in case i can switch the girl for a new one once a year if i want to (it says she's going to be 18), I'll pick her - 18p

If I can't switch girls, 10 years with a random girl in a basement might turn into a nightmare, so then i skip her and take:
TV - 7p
puppy - 6p
library - 4p
upgrade medical care to mayo clinic - 1p

Either way, I'd have choose the 5 millions instead of 10.
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Cut it to 5 mil. This is assuming the shower/sink setup comes with basic hygiene products.

Hot girl - 18 points
- 10 years with little to no human contact would be brutal. I'll spend the 18 for sex,a relationship, and just somebody to talk to that isn't Barry Bonds.

Fast food - 4 points
- I'm not eating microwave food for 10 years and I could get some moderately nutritous fast food if I wanted.

Garden w/ greenhouse - 2 points
- I'd use the greenhouse to grow more varieties of food and some weed. It could serve the purpose of a "job" giving me something to do everyday, and I'd get the feeling of going outside even if it was artificial. Easily the most undervalued thing on the list.

Mayo Clinic - 3 points
- Somebody is going to get sick over the course of 10 years. Staying alive is important.

Pool Table - 1 point
- Just a cheap source of entertainment. Pool is fun.

TV - 7 points
- Lots of entertainment for way cheaper than the internet.




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naa u gotta buy he hygiene products seperately.

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You and that hot chick are gonna have some seriously stinky love making sessions


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