Originally Posted by ZackN
In that case,
Just to be safe, marry Snooki and leave it at that. Just in case she has connections to some less than desirable folks in Jersey. It would ruin a guy's weekend to end up in a 55 gallon drum or with a meat hook up his ass.
So, that leaves Gaga and Doyle. Who would I ****? Hmmmm.. Tough one.
In my defense, Snookie was about 30lbs heavier when this thread was made and considering her height that might as well been 100lbs. She is a much easier option to select now lol
If you don't like Gaga's face there is a wonderful thing called a light switch. That trick won't work as well for Susan. I mean, you can still feel that body...