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baz00ca 04-23-2007 04:07 PM

To all non-Canadians...
 
here's a twist on Pt's thread. what do people really think of Canadians? what do you think of Canadians, our government etc. and how does you country view these? For those who disagreed with my comments in Pt's thread, here's your chance, No hold barred. I promise not to get defensive any any way shape or form unless you diss my family in which case i can make no promises. but enough chit chat. ready...go!

dopesmoker 04-23-2007 04:13 PM

Canada rocks, alot better then america IMO, there are 10 other countries id rather live then in america

why? well for one I smoke pot, dont think a life sentence in jail is worth it

education, america has a piss poor education system, even more poor since the 'war' with Iraq, how much did bush take from education, 100 million?

crime, pollution, the list goes on

just this year, they did a top 30 of the cleanest cities in the world, america didnt get one, surprised me to, I saw a few beutiful cities in america, but when they did this, all stats counted

poverty, work, cleanliness and crime, Canada got 3 cities in the top 30

it is said, to live in new york is equivilent to a half a pack of ciggerettes a day

pauly_j 04-23-2007 04:26 PM

Canada is on par with Europe with all the perks of being right next to the US. Canada>USA even though Canada are always the brunt of the American's jokes.

dopesmoker 04-23-2007 04:38 PM

know any said jokes?

i got a good one, GSP i sitting at a tim hortons in Montreal, eating a croissant, tito ortiz walks in chewing gum, he says to gsp "Do you Canadians finish the crust on your bread?" gsp replies "Yea" so tito says "Oh, well we dont in america, we send our crust up north to Canada to be made into croissant's"

so GSP smilies and says "Do you guys throw your condoms away when you done with them?" tito looks at him wierd "Well yea..." GSP starts to laugh "Well, us Canadians keep them, melt them down, add some flavouring to the cum inside and sell them to americans as gum"

Crocop Team 04-23-2007 04:42 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by dopesmoker
know any said jokes?

i got a good one, GSP i sitting at a tim hortons in Montreal, eating a croissant, tito ortiz walks in chewing gum, he says to gsp "Do you Canadians finish the crust on your bread?" gsp replies "Yea" so tito says "Oh, well we dont in america, we send our crust up north to Canada to be made into croissant's"

so GSP smilies and says "Do you guys throw your condoms away when you done with them?" tito looks at him wierd "Well yea..." GSP starts to laugh "Well, us Canadians keep them, melt them down, add some flavouring to the cum inside and sell them to americans as gum"

He he eh...that's a good one.

-Lukas- 04-23-2007 05:09 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by dopesmoker
know any said jokes?

i got a good one, GSP i sitting at a tim hortons in Montreal, eating a croissant, tito ortiz walks in chewing gum, he says to gsp "Do you Canadians finish the crust on your bread?" gsp replies "Yea" so tito says "Oh, well we dont in america, we send our crust up north to Canada to be made into croissant's"

so GSP smilies and says "Do you guys throw your condoms away when you done with them?" tito looks at him wierd "Well yea..." GSP starts to laugh "Well, us Canadians keep them, melt them down, add some flavouring to the cum inside and sell them to americans as gum"

Nice one...lol

BJJ Boy 04-23-2007 05:27 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by dopesmoker
know any said jokes?

i got a good one, GSP i sitting at a tim hortons in Montreal, eating a croissant, tito ortiz walks in chewing gum, he says to gsp "Do you Canadians finish the crust on your bread?" gsp replies "Yea" so tito says "Oh, well we dont in america, we send our crust up north to Canada to be made into croissant's"

so GSP smilies and says "Do you guys throw your condoms away when you done with them?" tito looks at him wierd "Well yea..." GSP starts to laugh "Well, us Canadians keep them, melt them down, add some flavouring to the cum inside and sell them to americans as gum"


Hahaha, that was funny.

Yea well im canadian so i cant say anything.

pt447 04-23-2007 06:03 PM

the feeling I get, is that you're all pretty layed back. we don't get much news from you guys up there, so i'm not really privy to any internal or countrywide problems. other than that, you guys basically could give 2 shits about weed, so i'm all for you canucks!

moldy 04-24-2007 12:36 AM

Im live near a little town called manitou beach macleans, or time magazine called it the biggest pot smoking coimmunity per capita. we have a famous drug dealer who lives there and he is high up in the group NORML so yes our pot laws are leaner then yours. lol. you should move there

pt447 04-24-2007 07:59 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by moldy
Im live near a little town called manitou beach macleans, or time magazine called it the biggest pot smoking coimmunity per capita. we have a famous drug dealer who lives there and he is high up in the group NORML so yes our pot laws are leaner then yours. lol. you should move there

man... you tempt me....:(


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