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Old 06-24-2013, 08:19 PM   #11 (permalink)
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One too many horror stories I've heard. I did it for half a second and was like nope I'm out after messaging one girl. Not to mention more than once I've been emailed or shown a profile of someone I know and it always becomes a huge joke within my group of friends.

Was at the gym lifting today because I don't want to get fat and flabby up top waiting on my leg. Was thinking about talking to this girl I seen but she was on the treadmill with headphones in and I wasn't really sure how to strike up a conversation. It's not like I could start running next to her haha. So I did what I always do. Nothing.

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Dood, you already have the ice breaker in "what happened to your leg" your golden, except you were unlucky with the headphones though
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Old 06-24-2013, 08:25 PM   #12 (permalink)
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One too many horror stories I've heard. I did it for half a second and was like nope I'm out after messaging one girl. Not to mention more than once I've been emailed or shown a profile of someone I know and it always becomes a huge joke within my group of friends.

Was at the gym lifting today because I don't want to get fat and flabby up top waiting on my leg. Was thinking about talking to this girl I seen but she was on the treadmill with headphones in and I wasn't really sure how to strike up a conversation. It's not like I could start running next to her haha. So I did what I always do. Nothing.

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Go on the treadmil with your crutches or whatever you use... it'll get a laugh out of her, and thats the best ice breaker.
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Old 06-24-2013, 08:50 PM   #13 (permalink)
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Dood, you already have the ice breaker in "what happened to your leg" your golden, except you were unlucky with the headphones though
I have literally been asked that by like two people. Both guys haha.





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Go on the treadmil with your crutches or whatever you use... it'll get a laugh out of her, and thats the best ice breaker.
I considered it haha. Too much of a vagina.

Was talking to my girl friend, as in friend who is a girl, about just relationships in general. Apparently I'm super intimidating, Wtf!? I'm always really nice, I smile and try to make people feel as comfortable as possible. Apparently that makes me intimidating.....-_-

She also was unable to explain why, just that I am to all of her friends. It's not the first time I've heard that either.....

I guess it's fitting I kick this off haha.

Another topic for everyone as well. Is it weird if you're in a happy relationship yet are still somewhat jealous when you see someone you've known a long time is in a relationship?

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Old 06-24-2013, 08:59 PM   #14 (permalink)
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I haven't found a good woman to date for so ******* long... no joke. like years now... I'm nice and i'm not even ugly!
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that is true, however some girls want a manslave who has deek in their purses, but no one respects those guys not even there wives
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If you're in a relationship it's important to understand that it's not a fairy tale, there will always be highs and lows. Some simple things can build for the future...never go to bed angry at each other, you don't always have to be right or have the last word and probably more important is that people in a relationship don't go through s@$t, they GET through s@$t!!!


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As I've found, some women want a woman but don't want to admit it to themselves.

People forget it's the 21st Century and people don't care about who's gay/bi/whatever!

I work in an office with a another female, we had a drunken encounter one night, and she texts me for a follow-up but accidentally sends it to Liz, the manager of Human Resources.

The office knows about it, they've seen her check me out, they've openly expressed to her that they support her if thats her orientation and will NOT judge her whatsoever. But she won't admit it to herself that she's gay, so overcompensates by dating losers who just use her. Then I get the sympathy-seeking texts asking me over.

And afterwards she just complains how she wishes it was easier for us to officially date, and then get the cold-shoulder for a few days. Then she likes me again.

Since I've come out of hospital she's been around EVERY day.
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Go on the treadmil with your crutches or whatever you use... it'll get a laugh out of her, and thats the best ice breaker.
Sound advice. Playing the pity card usually works.

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Another topic for everyone as well. Is it weird if you're in a happy relationship yet are still somewhat jealous when you see someone you've known a long time is in a relationship?

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where you want to protect them or flat out you have feelings for em. Girls feel the same way for sure. In fact I find that if you're rolling out with girls...almost 99% of the times other hot girls will check you out.

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I haven't found a good woman to date for so ******* long... no joke. like years now... I'm nice and i'm not even ugly!
Fortune cookie says...You will save a damsel in distress with flying head kick...in the near future.

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The saying 'nice guys finish last' exists for a reason. Girls will tell you that they don't enjoy being treated like crap, but go out and actually give it a try. Guaranteed panty dropper.

Treat her as though she doesn't exist, and she'll want you. Tone down the attitude when you finally do get together (but don't go full nice guy... you never go full nice guy), and she'll want to stay with you. It's an art form, gentlemen, but it works.
It is indeed an art.

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As I've found, some women want a woman but don't want to admit it to themselves.

People forget it's the 21st Century and people don't care about who's gay/bi/whatever!

I work in an office with a another female, we had a drunken encounter one night, and she texts me for a follow-up but accidentally sends it to Liz, the manager of Human Resources.

The office knows about it, they've seen her check me out, they've openly expressed to her that they support her if thats her orientation and will NOT judge her whatsoever. But she won't admit it to herself that she's gay, so overcompensates by dating losers who just use her. Then I get the sympathy-seeking texts asking me over.

And afterwards she just complains how she wishes it was easier for us to officially date, and then get the cold-shoulder for a few days. Then she likes me again.

Since I've come out of hospital she's been around EVERY day.
This thread is hilarious. I think we're all enjoying sharing stories. In the words of Ula, "do tell...details...details." 50 First Dates in case you don't know the reference.
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The saying 'nice guys finish last' exists for a reason. Girls will tell you that they don't enjoy being treated like crap, but go out and actually give it a try. Guaranteed panty dropper.

Treat her as though she doesn't exist, and she'll want you. Tone down the attitude when you finally do get together (but don't go full nice guy... you never go full nice guy), and she'll want to stay with you. It's an art form, gentlemen, but it works.
I can vouch for this. Got sick of getting walked on by woman when I was late teens/early twenties... got my heart broken by a girl . So I started not giving a shit about pvssy footing around woman and stareted being a bit of a dick at times.

The results really were quite amazing. Also found that being the one call off a relationship (rather than the one being dumped) is really empowering and I got a massive confidence boost from it.
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