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post #71 of 86 (permalink) Old 09-07-2013, 06:05 AM
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HOw do I sign up for this type of relationship...open marriage concept. Me likey...as long as wifey is with another lady.
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I've never 'got' open relationships/marriages. Never have, never will.

To me a marriage is a commitment to be with just one person, not be with one person until you get a bit bored and then sleep with other people. I just dont see how sooner or later someone isnt gonna get hurt.

I'm not judging, not at all, people are free to live their own lives but for me, I could never be in a relationship like that.
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... I don't know what to do guys, I'm typically pretty shy when it comes to this kind of thing. There's a girl I like, who likes girls too, but I'm so awkward, she caught me staring at her today awkwardly, (I know, real smooth haha) anyways, she came up to me and said basically that if it makes me feel less awkward, she doesn't find it awkward that I stare at her.. Is that a weird way of her telling me to make a move, or is it pity? Help me out here guys..

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... I don't know what to do guys, I'm typically pretty shy when it comes to this kind of thing. There's a girl I like, who likes girls too, but I'm so awkward, she caught me staring at her today awkwardly, (I know, real smooth haha) anyways, she came up to me and said basically that if it makes me feel less awkward, she doesn't find it awkward that I stare at her.. Is that a weird way of her telling me to make a move, or is it pity? Help me out here guys..
I definitely think she's giving you an opening there.

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I definitely think she's giving you an opening there.

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Glad to see that other people see it the way I hoped it was intended. Looks like I'll be making a move soon, thanks guys!

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I work in a busy retail store and find myself in an impossible situation with this one chick. This customer comes into the store on the regular with her boyfriend. Here's the thing, she's fine as phuck, has ass for days and is always eye phucking me, playing with her hair when I'm near by etc etc every time she comes in. But like I said, her BF is always following her around the store like a lost damn puppy, so I've literally no idea what to do. All I know is that I need to plough this chick, but her fckin BF is every where she goes.

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I work in a busy retail store and find myself in an impossible situation with this one chick. This customer comes into the store on the regular with her boyfriend. Here's the thing, she's fine as phuck, has ass for days and is always eye phucking me, playing with her hair when I'm near by etc etc every time she comes in. But like I said, her BF is always following her around the store like a lost damn puppy, so I've literally no idea what to do. All I know is that I need to plough this chick, but her fckin BF is every where she goes.

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