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post #1 of 17 (permalink) Old 05-04-2007, 11:52 PM Thread Starter
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Worst Sex Experiences

I feel we are all mature enough to discuss this. I have two storys.

So me and my girlfriend were baby-sitting her little brother and he starts playing halo so we go back up to her room and start fooling around. Clothes come off and she is giving me a blow job on her bed. The position is me lying flat on my back with my feet facing the door and her on her knees bending over and her legs spread over my feet. You can probably guess what happens next. Her little brother barges in asking me for help on a Halo 2 level and saw EVERYTHING. He screamed and ran down stairs. He ended up being pretty cool about it and never mentioned it to his parents or to us again.

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My next story involves that girl.

My current girlfriend(well kinda, she dumped me after this story happened)(not that girl^) was getting the pool room in her house re-designed and they moved almost everything out except the big screen and a recliner so my ex was at a sga meeting and we were waiting for her so we could go to a party. Me and my friend, we will call her kelly, are sitting in the recliner watching tv, we are very close and have only been romantic once a few years back so this was not that out of the ordinary. We are sitting there and she moves and her ass brushes my hand, she blushes and we start talking about sex, next thing you know I'm going down on her and all of a sudden I hear "What the f*ck?" I raise up to see my ex girlfriend standing in the doorway. Needless to say she is a tad mad at me at the moment but me and "Kelly" really hit things off.

So what are some of your bad sex experiences?



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you are lucky your girl did not go upside your head for that!

wtf...kelley...she is lucky your girl didn't make her da beatin of da week also. You should have called this thread "how I dodged a bullet"
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I did get really lucky that my ex didn't get her older brother to kick my ass. oh well, there are some things you just can't take back



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When I was about 18, I was at a Keg Party on the beach. There was a girl there that had a crush on me and I never really gave her the time of day. She was o.k. looking, very skinny girl. So i got drunk and high and was really horny. So I pull this chick down to the beach and we start fooling around, after a few minutes were both naked and I go to stick it in. She then tells me, "that she is a virgin and is'nt ready yet". So i say, "no problem", bend her over and put it in the back door, keep in mind she wieghs about 85lbs soaking wet. It did not look like she was enjoying this, kinda wincing in pain the whole time. So We finish up and walk back to the party.

heres the bad part.......


Once I get under the light I notice that the bottom part of my shirt and pants are covered in blood. Everyone at the party noticed and this poor girl had a red stain on her as$. musta stretched it too much and ruptered something. Probably more embarrising for her than me but a very disgusting expierance none the less.
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When I was about 18, I was at a Keg Party on the beach. There was a girl there that had a crush on me and I never really gave her the time of day. She was o.k. looking, very skinny girl. So i got drunk and high and was really horny. So I pull this chick down to the beach and we start fooling around, after a few minutes were both naked and I go to stick it in. She then tells me, "that she is a virgin and is'nt ready yet". So i say, "no problem", bend her over and put it in the back door, keep in mind she wieghs about 85lbs soaking wet. It did not look like she was enjoying this, kinda wincing in pain the whole time. So We finish up and walk back to the party.

heres the bad part.......


Once I get under the light I notice that the bottom part of my shirt and pants are covered in blood. Everyone at the party noticed and this poor girl had a red stain on her as$. musta stretched it too much and ruptered something. Probably more embarrising for her than me but a very disgusting expierance none the less.
That is just nasty.

Lol I cant believe she wasnt ready for sex but she did anal. Thats kinda weird.

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That is just nasty.

Lol I cant believe she wasnt ready for sex but she did anal. Thats kinda weird.

i've encountered a few girls like that, they give bj's or do anal, but nothing in the pu$$.

no lube available, used spit.
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the majority of girls ive encountered woudlent do anal if there life was on the line. why would they it ****ing hurts.
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because the first time i stuck it in your moms ass she said it hurt way too much to do it again
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