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Old 05-05-2007, 09:56 PM   #1 (permalink)
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After seeing JAWSHATTERA and IRON DAISEY trade some funny insults... what's you best your momma line or insults?
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Old 05-05-2007, 10:17 PM   #2 (permalink)
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Your mom's so fat she can't even jump to a conclusion

Your mom's so fat, when she turns around they throw her a welcome back party.

Yo mama so ugly, when she walks down the street in September, people say "Damn, is it Halloween already?"

Yo mama so stupid, she tried to steal a free sample!

Your mother is so poor, she has to hang toilet paper out to dry.

Your mother is so fat she's got more rolls than a bakery.
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Old 05-05-2007, 10:28 PM   #3 (permalink)
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Yo mama so fat that when I tried to drive around her I ran out of gas.

Yo mama so fat she broke her leg and gravy fell out.

Yo mama so fat the animals at the zoo feed her.

Yo mama so fat she was baptized at Marine World.

Yo mama so fat she's on both sides of the family!

Yo mama so fat when she dances at a concert the whole band skips.

Yo mama so fat the Aids quilt wouldn't cover her

Yo mama so fat she stands in two time zones.

Yo mama so fat I tried to drive around her and I ran out of gas.

Yo mama so fat she left the house in high heels and when she came back she had on flip flops.

Yo mama so fat shes on both sides of the family

Yo mama so fat you have to grease the door frame and hold a twinkie on the other side just to get her through

Yo mama so fat when she goes to an all you can eat buffet, they have to install speed bumps.

Yo mama so fat that she cant tie her own shoes.

Yo mama so fat sets off car alarms when she runs.

Yo mama so fat she cant reach her back pocket.

Yo mama so fat when she wears one of those X jackets, helicopters try to land on her back!

Yo mama so fat her college graduation picture was an airial.

Yo mama so fat she lays on the beach and greenpeace tried to push her back in the water

Yo mama so fat she broke her leg and gravy poured out

Yo mama so fat she uses redwoods to pick her teeth

Yo mama so fat the only pictures you have of her are satellite pictures

Yo mama so fat she jumped in the air and got stuck.

Yo mama so fat she put on some BVD's and by the time they reached her waist they spelled out boulevard.

Yo mama so fat she sat on a dollar and squeezed a booger out George Washington's nose.

Yo mama so fat she stepped on a rainbow and made Skittles.

Yo mama so fat she uses a mattress for a tampon.

Yo mama so fat that when she sits on the beach, Greenpeace shows up and tries to tow her back into the ocean.....

Yo mama so fat that she would have been in E.T., but when she rode the bike across the moon, she caused an eclipse.

Yo mama so fat she hoola-hooped the super bowl.

Yo mama so fat she was baptised in the ocean.

Yo mama so fat she has to iron her clothes in the driveway.

Yo mama so fat they tie a rope around her shoulders and drag her through a tunnel when they want to clean it.

Yo mama so fat when she got hit by a bus, she said, "Who threw that rock?"

Yo mama so fat when she stands in a left-turn lane it gives her the green arrow!

Yo mama so fat that when whe was born, she gave the hospital stretch marks.

Yo mama so fat we went to the drive-in and didn't have to pay because we dressed her as a Chevrolet.
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Old 05-05-2007, 10:32 PM   #4 (permalink)
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DAMN DAISEY! You really put some effort in that.

big f'n rep!
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yeah i hope you guys read what was said in the "sex stories" thread.

there some funny shit in there
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Old 05-05-2007, 10:39 PM   #6 (permalink)
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yeah i hope you guys read what was said in the "sex stories" thread.

there some funny shit in there
i did, that's what got me laughin' so hard.
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Old 05-05-2007, 10:51 PM   #7 (permalink)
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DAMN DAISEY! You really put some effort in that.

big f'n rep!
no I didn't I just copied and pasted from a website

EDIT: Thanks for the neg rep(not you KOMIRKO)
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Old 05-06-2007, 12:27 AM   #8 (permalink)
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whoever is handing out neg reps due to the "bad sex experiences" thread or the yo momma thread, is in dire need of a sense of humor. i don't give a rat's ass if there's someone on here under 18. they'll see & hear worse on the street and on TV.
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Old 05-06-2007, 08:46 AM   #9 (permalink)
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DAMN DAISEY! You really put some effort in that.

big f'n rep!
Lol i bet you he just found it off a website.


edit: yep he did, lol and so did I.
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Old 05-06-2007, 11:55 AM   #10 (permalink)
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