Originally Posted by Killz
I've never been in a street fight.
I've been in two. The first I didn't realise had even happened until I woke up on the floor with people all around me. Literally out of no where I got jumped by two guys. They didn't even take my wallet or anything. I was 14 at the time, they were mid 20s (they got caught as they ran away)
The second, again I got jumped but managed to fight back after being knee'd in the head. I was sitting down having a ******* mcflurry with my at the time girlfriend, and get smashed out of no where. I was wobbly but alright, managed to grab his shirt, rip it half off him and threw a couple wild uppercuts that landed and dropped him. I was 16, he was again mid 20s. People rushed over and held him until the police came.
Chavvy ******* mongs.