Heres some of mine.
1). Probably the thing that boils my piss the most. Your in the ATM queue and the guy in front of you has 6 or 7 different accounts he needs to check.
The **** (C U Next Tuesday).
It should be banned, the ATM should automatically tell somebody to **** off to the end of the queue once one account has been checked.
2). People who walk slowly in lines on a staircase, so as to block the entire staircase for other people. Yes girls, I'm talking about you.
3). People who love to take the piss out of other people but get all buthurt/aggressive when the shoes on the other foot.
4). Sorry old grannies, but this ones directed at mostly at you. So you're waiting to get served at the shop and the person in front is an old dear, she was already served 20 minutes ago, but apparently telling the story to the checkout girl, about her grandsons first day at school is way more important THAN THE GODDAMN 50 PEOPLE AND COUNTING waiting to be served.
5) People who watch their dogs shit on the pavement and leave it. Seriously, if I knew I could get away with it I'd grab hold of the owner and shove his nose in the dog shit.
I think thats enough for now.