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post #81 of 1105 (permalink) Old 08-29-2013, 08:45 AM Thread Starter
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Pretty much. And sometimes things. Like those glass ketchup bottles that contain x amount of ketchup but you can never reach it because it sticks to the inside of the glass.
Yeah f*ck glass ketchup bottles. And f*ck mayo in general. Blurghh! Thats me vomiting.




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Don't know if it still works the same but when I was a kid working at a grocery store you could take a never opened glass bottle of ketchup and pop it on the top with the palm of your hand and make the bottom explode all over your friends. or former friends

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Fat people who have really loud sex.
Especially in the living room.

That shit sounded like someone fed a rhino hot pockets.
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Fat people who have really loud sex.
Especially in the living room.

That shit sounded like someone fed a rhino hot pockets.
hahhahaa, but I didn't think they had the capability to be loud when they were gasping for breath?


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People who say things like "we did it" when their favorite team wins a championship. You didn't do shit. Or just fanatic team sports fans in general, as an American male I'm pretty much required to watch team sports or have my manhood questioned by these guys and I hate team sports. It feels like that's 90% of males, I always want to be like is there so little in your life that you feel the most joyous when a team you like wins.

I don't feel as much frustration with college sports because I'm a notre dame fan but hell I went to the damn school, don't get me started on people who have never even seen the inside of a lecture hall who are diehard fans of the state university football team.

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People who say things like "we did it" when their favorite team wins a championship. You didn't do shit. Or just fanatic team sports fans in general, as an American male I'm pretty much required to watch team sports or have my manhood questioned by these guys and I hate team sports. It feels like that's 90% of males, I always want to be like is there so little in your life that you feel the most joyous when a team you like wins.

I don't feel as much frustration with college sports because I'm a notre dame fan but hell I went to the damn school, don't get me started on people who have never even seen the inside of a lecture hall who are diehard fans of the state university football team.

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Well I say we did it out of instinct and celebration, but after my team won something I don't later go on the internet and say yeah we're the ebst we did it seeing how I am not on the team.


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People who just quote posts on forums and write 'this' come on, surely you can contribute more to a good discussion than that.

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People who just quote posts on forums and write 'this' come on, surely you can contribute more to a good discussion than that.
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post #90 of 1105 (permalink) Old 09-03-2013, 01:16 AM
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well played Oldfan....well played
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