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Old 05-26-2007, 02:26 PM   #1 (permalink)
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You know you watch too much MMA when...

1) when having sex, all you can think about is how easy it would be to pass her guard and slap on an armbar

2) when someone challenges you to a fight at the bar, you immediately start looking around for a microphone to accept

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Old 05-26-2007, 02:37 PM   #2 (permalink)
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you know you watch too much MMA when...

you make a thread about watching too much MMA.
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Old 05-26-2007, 02:48 PM   #3 (permalink)
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oh you're a clever one
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Old 05-26-2007, 02:52 PM   #4 (permalink)
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You know you watch too much mma when a girls going down on you and you instinctivly go for a triangle.
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Old 05-26-2007, 03:02 PM   #5 (permalink)
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When you start throwing leg kicks in a street fight.
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Old 05-26-2007, 03:48 PM   #6 (permalink)
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Old 05-26-2007, 04:02 PM   #7 (permalink)
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You know you watch to much MMA.....

When you enter a room, you want your entrance music to be played.

When watching someone else fight, you start yelling at them to pass the guard or go for a submission.

When you start judging random people, thinking that they are grapplers or strikers.
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Old 05-26-2007, 05:16 PM   #8 (permalink)
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If you hear anybody proclaim anything out of the norm and your thinking "What would Bas say?"

If instead asking your girl to 69, you ask if you can North-South.

If you have over 1000 posts in less then two months on MMAForum.
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Old 05-26-2007, 06:42 PM   #9 (permalink)
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when you take a shit, you try to figure out how much weight you lost.
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Old 05-26-2007, 08:16 PM   #10 (permalink)
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