Are YOU afraid sitting in your own living room?
Are YOU afraid when you sit in a movie theatre?
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***Disclaimer: If you shoot on site NRA takes no responsibility and will in fact state your gun did not have enough bullets and that is why you needed to shoot on site. Should you have had more bullets you would not have felt that necessary
**Please do not get drunk and leave your assault weapon accessible to pyschotic children whom have recently watched the hunger games.