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post #1 of 8 (permalink) Old 06-08-2007, 02:26 AM Thread Starter
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check out this crazy rock, add your own!

i was just listening too some rock and it inspired me too start a thread where you just write a couple crazy lines,doesent have too be good, heres some of the top of my skull

i swear tho its off the top off my head im not even gonna think about it...just imagine some crazy guitar when you read it:

ride the tsunami, grabbing villagers with a lasoo in both hands, only women no men or children, i bang em real hard in unknown land, ride the clouds and throw a bomb in heaven, reach for the stars,until my dick erects long enough

TOUCH THE HEAD TO THE SUN!!!

molten skin and fire we become one, then i cum, all over the suns steaming hot face, my erection comes down, the sun said i disgraced him and earth will get no light!!

so i bite and i bite!!,an old lady till her wrinkled skin comes off

i bring a jetpack too saturn until the rings teach me there pattern,come back too earth and go fishing for extra large frogs, grill em up while tuck my eating bib in

i roll and i roll,
in the grass and a hole, with feta cheese and an extra large bun, i smoke my lungs out and give them some more like a whore thats going hardcore, hell ill ride a wild bull and cut off it horns too present to the elephant that im worthy

i wait in the steaming manure, until I can hunt a couger,i see it and run,my hunt will not be INVAIN!!

armed with a fork and an axe,i throw the axe but miss and now the couger shall weild, holy hell the couger has an axe and i have a fork

so i fight and i fight and he bites and he swipes his merderous claws and his axe


I offer him weed and we sit down and get high in the grass!!

I told him im sorry and that i needed fresh meat, the couger told me that my bud is real sweet, we talked and we laughed and we cried then he died! as a got him high and choked him out from behind!!

he boiled and baked and i ate and i ate

MY HUNT DID NOT GO INVAIN!!

OHH NOO MY HUNT DID NOT GO INVAIN!!

okay guys dont diss here, i just wrote any random thing that came to mind here,, i think its rock like

ADD SOME OF YOUR OWN

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post #2 of 8 (permalink) Old 06-08-2007, 02:51 AM
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Im staring at these empty spaces,

all i see is these blank faces.

their souls are dirty like my shoe laces.

i met a girl at those nascar races.

i tried to go downtown but she got caught in MY BRACES!

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from The Darkest Kaos From Beyond This Time I Shall Free My Wings As Our Souls Align Mortal Barriers Are Falling In Crippling Time In The Moonlighting Darkness The Garden Divine For Invoking The Dark And The Blood Of Its Lord It Shall Punish The Weak With Its Bestial Sword The Innocent Blood Sacrificed In The Night Within Darkness Comes Rapture In Beutiful Sight

Feel The Midnights Pull, The Answers To Darkness And Dreams In Full For Only As Eternity Unfolds, Lie The Secrets Within A Funeral Toll,

Slain By The Hand Too Close To See Prism In Their Eyes For Eternity Blessedly Fading For All To, See Painting A Picture Of Hypocrisy Fraying At The Edges Of Sanity Beneath Its Surface A Part Of Me Unleash The Tyrant From Within

For No Face Can See Beneath This Opaque Mask Of Deadend Time Image That Emerges Through The Wrath And Pain Combined Silken Dreams Of Avalon Where Shadows Dwell For All Time

As A Demon I Roar, Within The Fabric Of Thoughts, My Purpose Can Anchor, And Exhale My Spirit Into The Night Air

Stained As I Fall Beneath My Shroud, And My Flesh Anointing Tribute To The Proud

In A Breath From An Everless Nightfall Enshadowed Thee, For I Am Forever As Eternity Chants Its Chivalry

As A Silhouette In The Night, Not For This World Of Within Sunlight For Only As Eternity Unfolds Lie The Secret Within A Funeral Toll



**** YEAH AWESOME!!!!
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i was so high when i made this thread, i just read what i wrote and im laughing my ass off

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i was so high when i made this thread, i just read what i wrote and im laughing my ass off
what do you smoke jaw????
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mary jane, i smoked a fatass doobie b4 i wrote that

ill post more later after i get blazed again
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str8t up man
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