First day working as a barman at holiday camp and first time living away from home. A lot of the new guys and girls are in the same position so the first month generally consists of non stop parties ect.
Well on my very first night me and this lad I'd just met decided to play 'Pull a Pig' (US Translation - **** the ugliest bitch you can find). As you know most woman look alright after a skinful but we managed to find a couple of room mates that looked like tweedle dee and tweedle dum
, so yeah these two girls were mucking finging even after 10 pints.
Anyhoos. Got back to their chalet, got the job done...somehow. Wasn't the best experience, she shoved a massive vibrator in there with me while I was banging her, when I told her I didnt like it she then shoved it up her arse, that was a bit better, could feel the vibrations.
So the next morning when I woke up, I looked at her face and was immediately full of regret. So I waited for her to get up and go to the toilet. Once that toilet door closed behind her I was like a ninja. I put my jeans on, grabbed my stuff and sneaked out before I even heard the flush.
I was so pleased with myself it was unreal, mission accomplished I even had the dam busters music playing in my head.
So with a spring in my step and just my Jeans on in the harsh Scottish Winter I headed back to my Chalet. After a couple of minutes I was standing at my door looking for my keys. Oh noes.
I'd only left my key on her bedside cabinet, so I had to go back, tail between legs, and ask for my key back. I felt so awful, like a real prize dickhead.