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post #1 of 14 (permalink) Old 08-11-2014, 05:35 AM Thread Starter
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Funnest Drinking Experience...

One of my fondest memories was hanging out with old friends at the regular weekend hot spot in town. One of the last parties where we went all out. We booked our VIP table and here's what we ordered.

Round 1
- 60 bottles. Nobody ever ordered this many in the club so they had to bring the cases out for us.
- Next up I spotted another crew of friends across from us and bought them a round of beers. What do they do...they return the favor and bought me 10 drinks...wtf! So I immediately bought them another round of beers and AGAIN they returned the favor and ordered another 10 drinks!

Round 2
Bottle of Courvosier arrives. We kill it!

Round 3
Now we're all really tipsy. We start buying random "who's got the biggest ballz" type of shots. Someone ordered Bacardi 151 for me then I ordered Prairy Fire in retaliation...hee...heee! I forget the main ingredient, but it has Tobasco Sauce. Feel the burn baby! Then my friend orders some weird concoction that comes in high ball glasses. Found out it was like three parts vodka and liquor + syrup. Pretty good drink, but seriously potent!

Bill was way over a grand and all of us were so trashed, but just having a BLAST!

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What's your most memorable drinking experience?

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I've got too many to remember everything.

A recent thing was at Christmas, me, my bro, his fiance and her brother were doing this drinking game they'd got me for Christmas. It was called Lucky Escape.



You put drinks in the red, yellow and green zones, mixing strength. Buckfast in the green zones, Captain Morgan in the yellow zones, whisky in the red zones. We were doing like half cup shots.

The fuked up thing about the game is how quickly you go through it. You press the button, it picks something at random. You drink it. Next person hits the button etc. etc. You are taking a drink roughly 2 minutes after the first one. You MIGHT hit the lucky escape bit in the middle and get a card, but that's fairly rare.

All in all, the game had a 3/4 getting sick rate.

Last thing I remember was I was pissed off that my bro's fiance was put in my bed when she was wrecked and being sick (as opposed to the bed her and my bro were sleeping in). I was raging and said the words "All whisky round".


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First day working as a barman at holiday camp and first time living away from home. A lot of the new guys and girls are in the same position so the first month generally consists of non stop parties ect.

Well on my very first night me and this lad I'd just met decided to play 'Pull a Pig' (US Translation - **** the ugliest bitch you can find). As you know most woman look alright after a skinful but we managed to find a couple of room mates that looked like tweedle dee and tweedle dum
, so yeah these two girls were mucking finging even after 10 pints.

Anyhoos. Got back to their chalet, got the job done...somehow. Wasn't the best experience, she shoved a massive vibrator in there with me while I was banging her, when I told her I didnt like it she then shoved it up her arse, that was a bit better, could feel the vibrations.

So the next morning when I woke up, I looked at her face and was immediately full of regret. So I waited for her to get up and go to the toilet. Once that toilet door closed behind her I was like a ninja. I put my jeans on, grabbed my stuff and sneaked out before I even heard the flush.

I was so pleased with myself it was unreal, mission accomplished I even had the dam busters music playing in my head.

So with a spring in my step and just my Jeans on in the harsh Scottish Winter I headed back to my Chalet. After a couple of minutes I was standing at my door looking for my keys. Oh noes.

I'd only left my key on her bedside cabinet, so I had to go back, tail between legs, and ask for my key back. I felt so awful, like a real prize dickhead.

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First day working as a barman at holiday camp and first time living away from home. A lot of the new guys and girls are in the same position so the first month generally consists of non stop parties ect.

Well on my very first night me and this lad I'd just met decided to play 'Pull a Pig' (US Translation - **** the ugliest bitch you can find). As you know most woman look alright after a skinful but we managed to find a couple of room mates that looked like tweedle dee and tweedle dum
, so yeah these two girls were mucking finging even after 10 pints.

Anyhoos. Got back to their chalet, got the job done...somehow. Wasn't the best experience, she shoved a massive vibrator in there with me while I was banging her, when I told her I didnt like it she then shoved it up her arse, that was a bit better, could feel the vibrations.

So the next morning when I woke up, I looked at her face and was immediately full of regret. So I waited for her to get up and go to the toilet. Once that toilet door closed behind her I was like a ninja. I put my jeans on, grabbed my stuff and sneaked out before I even heard the flush.

I was so pleased with myself it was unreal, mission accomplished I even had the dam busters music playing in my head.

So with a spring in my step and just my Jeans on in the harsh Scottish Winter I headed back to my Chalet. After a couple of minutes I was standing at my door looking for my keys. Oh noes.

I'd only left my key on her bedside cabinet, so I had to go back, tail between legs, and ask for my key back. I felt so awful, like a real prize dickhead.
Bawawwhahahahah! "Pull a pig." In Jersey shore terms that would be messing with a grenade. Everybody has those regrets. You're trying to finish as quickly as possible.

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I put it in a girls butt once after a heavy night of drinking, which consisted of a couple of Bud Lights, a couple of Mikes Hard Lemonades, a little bit of Jack Daniels, and a couple of Smirnoffs I got right in that butt.

That's all I remember, that and they said I touched the girl's leg who was having sex with my friend next to me.

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I originally posted this in the "What have you done that 99% of MMAF'ers have not?
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I insulted a female member of "The Only Way Is Essex" (UK TV Reality Show)...I told a certain trampy female on their show (this is according to a friend, I was too wasted to remember) that I bet she has to "sling her vaj over her shoulder to quit tripping over it!" ...apparently I had to be pulled away.
She did keep shoulder-bumping me at the bar and giving me nasty looks.

My friends were impressed because after a few I make NO sense at all, let alone come up with a pretty decent Bazinga while pissed.
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My ones were simple like any smelly drunk human.

1. Buy a 6 pack of jack daniels
2. Intend to bring it to the house party.
3. Instead drink it all before you even get there.
4. Have 5 cups of alcoholic punch there
5. Take 6 more bottles of different ales and vodkas out of the eski and have them all.
6. Somehow make your way home by foot after mysteriously missing your shirt and pants and being in the pool despite no memory of it.
7. No hangover the next day but the search for missing clothes is on.


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