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Old 11-21-2014, 01:25 PM   #1 (permalink)
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Bill Cosby would have been a top MMA fighter..

If he could have just shared a cocktail with his opponent before each fight.
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He's all about the ground and pound.
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Old 11-21-2014, 02:00 PM   #3 (permalink)
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Even for a **** joke, kinda forced...



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"Looks like Cosby's going for the drug and hug!....OMG he's locked it in!! Just like Mark Hunt, Cosby does the walk away, after a brutal knockout, the only difference being the semen calling card left on the inside of his opponents thighs!"
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Thanks for the laugh! He would have made his usual facial expressions then crack a few jokes in the middle of the fight and that would have submitted people from laughing so hard!
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Thanks for the laugh! He would have made his usual facial expressions then crack a few jokes in the middle of the fight and that would have submitted people from laughing so hard!
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He's all about the ground and pound.
He's all about that bass, if that bass was ra.pe via an old black hack.
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Cosby's all about handing out those pudding pops.
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