BMW who needs them
There was a chicken and a horse playing together on a farm one day.
The horse fell into a mud pit and yelled to the chicken to run to the
house and get the farmer. The chicken ran to the house and the farmer
was nowhere to be found. So, it got into the farmer's BMW and pulled
the horse out with it.
The next day the chicken and the horse were playing on the farm again.
This time the chicken fell into the mud pit and yelled to the horse to
get help. So, the horse stood over the mud pit and told the chicken to
grab on to his penis and he'd pull him out. The chicken grabbed on
and, indeed, the horse pulled him out.
The moral of the story: If you're hung like a horse, you don't need a
BMW to pick up chicks
- Wandelei Silva
- Joe Lauzon
- Cro Cop