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post #11 of 16 (permalink) Old 10-24-2007, 01:49 PM
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That woulda been sick if a Komodo dragon was driving the car.
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OK well humans have the most disease-inducing bite that you might encounter north of the equator or anywhere other than the extremely small range that komodo dragons inhabit. i'm thinking that kid's hand got rinsed w/peroxide first of all


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OK well humans have the most disease-inducing bite that you might encounter north of the equator or anywhere other than the extremely small range that komodo dragons inhabit. i'm thinking that kid's hand got rinsed w/peroxide first of all
That's why human breath smells like eggs, or poop.

There was this kid I went to school with in middle school, his was more like bloody giraffe feces boiled in vinegar. How do you not know?
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That woulda been sick if a Komodo dragon was driving the car.
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OK well humans have the most disease-inducing bite that you might encounter north of the equator or anywhere other than the extremely small range that komodo dragons inhabit. i'm thinking that kid's hand got rinsed w/peroxide first of all
Well, ACTUALLY, the Gilla monster is a close cousin to the Komodo Dragon and has just as vicious of a bite, and is native to the United States

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