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Old 10-25-2007, 07:25 PM   #1 (permalink)
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praying mantises

watching a show about praying mantises, in High Def... those bastards are the most amazing creature on the planet aside from cuttlefish!

i watched a male praying mantis mate after it had it's head cut off and eaten by the female, continue to mate, and then once done, try to run away. with no head!

and get this...

besides cockroaches, mantises are the only species on the planet not to evolve at all in over 100 million years...

these things are from another planet or something. and they have purely neon green body fluid.

*EDIT* uh, just saw two mantises communicating in sign language...

*EDIT2* k, just saw one catch a snake, and catch a hummingbird

*EDIT3* holy god, the f*cker got a mouse!
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Old 10-25-2007, 08:14 PM   #2 (permalink)
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Yeah those things are gnarly... but dung beetles are still the shit.
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Old 10-25-2007, 09:16 PM   #3 (permalink)
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Yeah those things are gnarly... but dung beetles are still the shit.
i repped you for the pun!
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Old 10-25-2007, 09:18 PM   #4 (permalink)
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i repped you for the pun!
oh, wow, that flew right over my head the first time I read it.
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oh, wow, that flew right over my head the first time I read it.
lol nice! i saw it the first time round cause i'm hyper sensitive to puns. they usually anger me very much. but this one was just so natural i had to appreciate it!
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Hahaha well I'm glad I came across a pun that you could enjoy
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An insect that hasnt evolved in 100million years would have to mean its exactly where it needs to be to survive 100million more. Neon green body fluid?? Im gonna have to get me some of that in a jar, Sounds cool.
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i thought this was going to be a thread about praying mantis kung fu

I have never seen one except on tv. I don't even know if they live in the northeast US.

They are the yakuza of the insect world.
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An insect that hasnt evolved in 100million years would have to mean its exactly where it needs to be to survive 100million more. Neon green body fluid?? Im gonna have to get me some of that in a jar, Sounds cool.
i think i put an extra zero in there... it could only be 10 million, i forget... but the point still remains vallid!
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