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post #1 of 13 (permalink) Old 10-25-2007, 07:48 PM Thread Starter
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Koalas ain't hard, they some little b!tches

Found this little gem floating around the internet, more that likely fake, but funny none the less.

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i've read that koala bears are constantly stoned because the euchaliptis leaves they munch on constantly are a narcotic!!!


it explains why their eyes are so blazing red...

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idk if they were stoned all the time, wouldn't they be more docile? they are notorious for looking cute and cuddly but being quite the opposite.


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I heard they are stoned all the time cause they are constintly eating those leaves to. And they move real real slow. I think thats kinda cool. Natures second stoner!!
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idk if they were stoned all the time, wouldn't they be more docile? they are notorious for looking cute and cuddly but being quite the opposite.
it's not marijuana they're smoking, maybe it's like some derivative of cocoa, something like a stimulant for all we know.. anyway, it's not marijuana so you can't assume it would have the same effect.

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I hope a storm just come
while theyjust chilling up in the tree thinking they is hard and
they're will all just fall off. They just break they neck and
shit.


Picturing little koalas falling kinda made my day.
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