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Old 10-26-2007, 01:53 PM   #1 (permalink)
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Damn Cops..

So I'm driving down a blacktop road back home drinking a 12 pack at my leasure not to get drunk just check out the countryside and maybe catch a buzz becuase all my friends have jobs and dont get off until 5. Well I get to my last beer so I pound it and throw it out the window. About 5 minutes later I'm feeling good and gotta take a piss so i stop throw my keys in the backseat get out and start pissing. I'm facing the field so I'm not worried when I hear a car coming from behind me until it stops and someone gets out and says "Excuse me sir what are you doing?" So i turn around like wtf is this guy retarded and its the county sheriff. He says "Looks like you've been having a good time" seeing the beer box in the car. He says "I can't get you for drinking and driving because the keys are in the backseat but I can give you a ticket for indecent exposure." So I'm like shit how much is this gonna cost? And he says "Well from the looks of it, its gonna cost you 1100 bucks." I'm like what do you mean from the looks of it? He says "It costs a 100 bucks an inch."
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Old 10-26-2007, 02:43 PM   #2 (permalink)
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If this is actually real, I wish he had pulled you over before you got out.
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Old 10-26-2007, 02:51 PM   #3 (permalink)
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...Joke...

Sorry if the Littering part offends some of you

I guess im not good at jokes
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Old 10-26-2007, 02:59 PM   #4 (permalink)
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It was the drinking and driving, but the homoerotic cop subject is always funny!

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Old 10-26-2007, 03:01 PM   #5 (permalink)
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Ok, Sorry if the Drinking and Driving part offends people too...
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It must have been that cop from the movie Wild Hogs. I didn't know he was a real cop.
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Old 10-26-2007, 03:17 PM   #7 (permalink)
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It must have been that cop from the movie Wild Hogs. I didn't know he was a real cop.
Never seen it...
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Same thing happened to me only the fine was 300... hrm.
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Same thing happened to me only the fine was 300... hrm.
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