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post #11 of 72 (permalink) Old 11-24-2007, 07:58 PM Thread Starter
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Wow, those are low averages. I can't believe I'm above average, go me! And to think I was all depressed cause of all 6 of us roommates, I'm like the 2nd smallest.

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Wow, those are low averages. I can't believe I'm above average, go me! And to think I was all depressed cause of all 6 of us roommates, I'm like the 2nd smallest.
I hope I'm just reading this wrong. You guys didn't compare your penis sizes did you? I hope you just mean your the 2nd smallest guy, as in height/weight.
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Wow, those are low averages. I can't believe I'm above average, go me! And to think I was all depressed cause of all 6 of us roommates, I'm like the 2nd smallest.
why do you know that?


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He knows it because they all got drunk and had a Peeder Show. This is what freshman do in college, its part of gaining their "independence".
To achieve full erection they passed around a picture of Tito's woman. The way I know all this is I was there too-- I was the one with the biggest pee pee. To reward me for my vertical impressiveness they had me lay down on the ground and they threw big rings at my peewee. It hurt a little but I have to admit I liked it.
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(cartman voice) now listen!!!!

The only reliable correlation is index finger length. I read this recently in some magazine at the gym,and it mentioned the other potential positive correlations, and said that index finger length was the best indicator. I have passed this information on to my single girlfriends but like most women, they don't think that is the be-all end-all of how they'd choose a guy.

last year i was cleaning out stuff from our closet and this ribbon of magnums falls on my head from when me and my husband were dating lol they were probably still good altho we did not try them again they pinched him also and he hated them. he had a friend who said "it's like suckin a tit through a straw" lmfaoooo


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Hahahaha God maybe it was a mistake to say that. No we didn't have a peeder show I'm just going by everyone's word. Which, of course, can never be trusted, but I have enough proof to believe I'm the 2nd smallest:

One of my roommates has been my best friend since 2nd grade... so no homo or anything but I've seen it a couple times. Another one I am fairly confident in because every girl he's had sex with has complained about it hurting them, and my black roommate has been good friends with him for a while and he backs this fact up. Not much needs to be said about my black roommate, I think we can all guess.

That leaves 2 roommates, one who claims his is above eight inches, and the other who wont talk about it at all, which is how everyone figures he has the smallest.

So there. And don't go flame me like the topic of penis size has never come up in your circle of friends before, because then you'd be lying, and I'll still be cooler than you.

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i'm going to ask my husband how in the hell guys introduce this topic without seeming weird, i mean of course women discuss similar issues from time to time but it's more ordinary for us to do that.


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I've read in most studies average is about 5.75-6.25 inches.

WHAT??? You mean all of those spam emails I got telling me that the average was 11" weren't TRUE???? I WANT MY $500 BACK!!!!
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So there. And don't go flame me like the topic of penis size has never come up in your circle of friends before, because then you'd be lying, and I'll still be cooler than you.
It doesn't come up really, except 1 guy who says he has like 7.5 inches, but it's probably 3 and a 5.


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