Hahahaha God maybe it was a mistake to say that. No we didn't have a peeder show I'm just going by everyone's word. Which, of course, can never be trusted, but I have enough proof to believe I'm the 2nd smallest:
One of my roommates has been my best friend since 2nd grade... so no homo or anything but I've seen it a couple times. Another one I am fairly confident in because every girl he's had sex with has complained about it hurting them, and my black roommate has been good friends with him for a while and he backs this fact up. Not much needs to be said about my black roommate, I think we can all guess.
That leaves 2 roommates, one who claims his is above eight inches, and the other who wont talk about it at all, which is how everyone figures he has the smallest.
So there. And don't go flame me like the topic of penis size has never come up in your circle of friends before, because then you'd be lying, and I'll still be cooler than you.
I've said it before but it deserves repeating, "Theres 3 guarantees in life, death, Fedor, and bitches be crazy" .