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Trojan 8 47.06%
Durex 4 23.53%
Lifestyles 3 17.65%
Other 2 11.76%
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post #21 of 72 (permalink) Old 11-24-2007, 11:41 PM Thread Starter
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The guy who either 1) claims he has the biggest, or 2) avoids the subject, has the smallest.

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post #22 of 72 (permalink) Old 11-25-2007, 01:02 AM
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Hahahaha God maybe it was a mistake to say that. No we didn't have a peeder show I'm just going by everyone's word. Which, of course, can never be trusted, but I have enough proof to believe I'm the 2nd smallest:
Do you guys have some kind of hierarchy based on penis size within your group, or why are you so interested in each other's cocks?
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b) my wang is as big as a black mans.
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Not much needs to be said about my black roommate, I think we can all guess.
You seem to be really into this stereotype.
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Do you guys have some kind of hierarchy based on penis size within your group, or why are you so interested in each other's cocks?You seem to be really into this stereotype.
Studies show black people actually are about .5 inches longer on average with asians (certain ones excluded) about .5 inches shorter.
It's hard to tell whats true though theres so many studies out there. I only check legitimate ones but even the researchers say theres so many variables it can't really track an average.


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post #24 of 72 (permalink) Old 11-25-2007, 01:19 AM
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Durex usually

I always thought 6 inches was the average. 5.25 is just .

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from condoms to size loll harilous, Durex i guess.

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Do you guys have some kind of hierarchy based on penis size within your group...
I'll answer this one Surfninja, I got your butt bro...

You see, every third Tuesday of the month they all line up in the dorms kitchen and compare sausages. The one who can get their "elevator" to the top floor first gets to smack all the others in the nuts with an empty beer bottle. The one with the shortest fun stick has to run around the building naked yelling, "I'm hung like a field mouse, I'm hung like a field mouse!"

It may seem strange that they so enjoy this monthly ritual but it really does bring a certain excitement and anticipation to that third Tuesday that would otherwise be rather uneventful.
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Studies show black people actually are about .5 inches longer on average with asians (certain ones excluded) about .5 inches shorter.
It's hard to tell whats true though theres so many studies out there. I only check legitimate ones but even the researchers say theres so many variables it can't really track an average.
That might be true, but to say that somebody must have a big dick because he's black is like saying that someone must be smart because he's asian or rich because he's white.
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That might be true, but to say that somebody must have a big dick because he's black is like saying that someone must be smart because he's asian or rich because he's white.
I've been in sports all my life, many many locker rooms ya know... Black dudes do not have bigger wankers than white dudes. Hell, some of those poor black guys probably dont even like to shower with us whities, always looking to see if they have big dongs and all. Poor bastards just want to take a quick shower and everybodys looking at their pee pees.
Can't we all just get along!
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There is no correlation between race and penis size. It's a myth. Hardly anyone is full-blooded anyway, the study is impossible to perform.
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Its true, race really doesnt have anything to do with it. Testosterone, genetics, petuatary glands, hormones and body structure are the key deciding factors. What you see in films and internet is not always true to base a fact on. Theyre obviously going to show the more well endowed dudes over the not so fortunate ones.

Surprisingly, I also read in numerous articles that Arabs actually have the biggest. And from where I come from, thats a well known fact (Im not arabic).

Anywho, there are too many "Rain Coats" as Wafb said. Durex is garbage. Trojans too gooey. Lifestyles runs out of lube extra fast. So I make sure to get the extra lubed (sometimes warming, cause those are the shit!!)of any kind really. Or I just make sure the girls on like 8 different birth controls and go in without a dummy.
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