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Trojan 8 47.06%
Durex 4 23.53%
Lifestyles 3 17.65%
Other 2 11.76%
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post #1 of 72 (permalink) Old 11-24-2007, 07:54 PM Thread Starter
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Question Which brand of condom do you prefer?

Just wondering. I've had several friends who have had bad experiences with Trojans breaking on them. My college gives Lifestyles out for free, but my (black) roommate used one and said it cut the circulation off of his unit. I was bored on my dorm one night and tried one on myself, and found it to be extremely tight. This means one of two things; a) Lifestyles are made for "smaller" individuals, or b) my wang is as big as a black mans.

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Every condom I've ever put on has been or felt too tight. I dunno how tight they are supposed to feel, but even Magnum's were too tight for me (maybe I was just being a wimp about it?)...I haven't used a condom in like 3 years though. I dunno but I never liked using condoms so I only used them for about a month or so and now I'm a daddy so you see where that leads you.

Use a trash bag.


BTW penis size is completely random there's no connection between race and muscle/organ size. You either have a big dick or you don't. Just like your ears or hands or something. Average erect penis size for anyone is 5.25 inches which seems really low to me but hey I won't complain.

Oh and people can see how big your dick is by looking at your hands or face. More often than not your erect cock is gonna be the length of your hand from the tip of your middle finger to the very bottom of your hand. Most people also have a face (from *original* hairline to chin) the same size as their hand/boner. So your problem with the Lifestyles, it prolly means both A) and B).

I really know my shit on penises. Actually I just remember reading all this shit not but a month ago somewhere online.
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BTW penis size is completely random there's no connection between race and muscle/organ size. You either have a big dick or you don't. Just like your ears or hands or something. Average erect penis size for anyone is 5.25 inches which seems really low to me but hey I won't complain.

Oh and people can see how big your dick is by looking at your hands or face. More often than not your erect cock is gonna be the length of your hand from the tip of your middle finger to the very bottom of your hand. Most people also have a face (from *original* hairline to chin) the same size as their hand/boner.
I've read in most studies average is about 5.75-6.25 inches.

What? I thought all that stuff about hand size and shoe size was completely bogus.


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I've read in most studies average is about 5.75-6.25 inches.

What? I thought all that stuff about hand size and shoe size was completely bogus.
Don't know how the shoe-size formula would work. But yea, the human body is extremely proportionate. Remember the Vitruvian Man that DaVinci painted? Not everybody will be able to compare their hands and cock size, but most people will. It works for me anyway...it's like exactly the same size.

I used to hear that average was 6 too, but everywhere I look says 5.25-5.75
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5.25 sounds really small for it to be average....


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5.25 sounds really small for it to be average....
LOL that's what I said, I'm not gonna complain though, just makes mine seem that much bigger

Bewteen 5.1 and 5.7:
Average penis size – Research on Average Penis Size

Between 5.5 and 6.5:
Average Penis Size Chart

Between 5.08 and 5.9:
Human penis size - Wikipedia, the free encyclopedia
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Well everybodys not going to be big are they?

Shit I'm probably 6"..
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Well everybodys not going to be big are they?

Shit I'm probably 6"..
Well, yeah, 6 is normal it seems but for the AVERGAGE to be 5, surprises me.


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Hey you know when you gotta a massive cock like 9 inches or more your kinda limited to who you can ****...you know?
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Lol,wl2fu.

anyway back to topic, I use a brand called Bareback, it's the thinnest one I can find and it doesn't feel like a raincoat.



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